Lesser known cryptozoological creatures

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The testicle eating monster of Ilkley Moor

Self explanatory

[Poobum]

London Underground Shai-Hulud

[Spoon of Ploff]

The Seven Sided Dice Monkeys of Tibet - seeing one is said to bring you good fortune.

[Poobum]

Two Toed Tiny Stupid Cunt

[shoulders]

The Tit face gimpo

Shrubland, Lyme Regis

[PlanktonSideburns]

Just like a massive capybara, about the size of a lion

[The Dog]

Talking Herron. He's got a flat in Canning Town, collects his dead mum's pension. 

[The Dog]

Massive Pigeon.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Tiny swan. Like, wren sized

[Wonderful Butternut]

Edit: Nah. Too obvious.

The Dreadful Spindly Killerfish.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Average sized warthog, but extremely average, like, come on, really?

[The Dog]

Arndale centre monster.

[shoulders]

Talking Herron. He's got a flat in Canning Town, collects his dead mum's pension. 

Shags his flat

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Something with an arse for a face or something, imagine it yourselves

[non capisco]

I kept seeing signs when I moved here that said BEWARE THE BEAST OF SYDENHAM but that turned out just to be one of the local maths teachers.

[non capisco]

THE GRAVESEND PIXIE
You're told about this fella from birth if you grow up in the Dartford/Gravesham area. Don't go too near the Thames or the Gravesend Pixie will get you. Is it a real pixie, mum? I hear it's some kind of small otter that walks upright and wears clothes, son. Is it dangerous? It has been known to attack and rip at garments and there were those children that went missing in 1980. Every parent will have had this conversation in the 80s and 90s. They don't believe in the Gravesend Pixie really but...just what if? And there were those missing children.

Again, it was just a local maths teacher in the end.

[The Dog]

Something with an arse for a face or something, imagine it yourselves

Think you should warn people that this could be VERY frightening.

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

The result, so they say, of an experiment gone badly wrong in a cutting-edge vegan frankenfood lab: Sosquatch. Like Sosmix, only more gremliny. For god's sake don't add water.

[Spoon of Ploff]

The Mega Hamster: ancient Syrian cults believed that the universe is contained in one of it's cheek pouches.

[The Dog]

Turd man of Cricklewood.

[Captain Z]

Bitcod

[Replies From View]

Cryptocurrantbuns:  like cryptocurrency except currant buns, and it's the name for a species of pachyderm that eats currant buns

Like how a wolf is named after the thing it eats

[PlanktonSideburns]

A shrew, but as a liquid

[Poobum]

A barmpot