Conditioned to involuntarily start wanking upon hearing the 6 o'clock news theme

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This is how we're gonna do this.

You gonna sit there like that, we're gonna start piping through some of your favourite anus porn.  You're gonna commence wanking, then at climax you're gonna hear this:

Then again an hour later.  Same deal.

Same deal next hour as well.


Every hour for next eighteen months.


Then gradually we're gonna start fading out your favourite anus porn.  And see how you respond to only the 6 o'clock news theme by itself.

We'll keep it up for a further year until you are fully conditioned.  If the link between 6 o'clock news theme and your favourite anus porn starts to fade, then we'll bring it back in for a booster.  We'll get it done; don't worry.  You gonna be erupting like pompeii every time peter sissons and moira stuart gets announced.  yep, don't you worry about this - you consider it done my friend :)


Gonna be great use of public funds, and I'm gonna get a nobel prize for this.

[Glebe]

Can't find the clip of Patrick Marber getting turned on by Pauline Calf and covering his tumescence with a packet of crisps and going "Nicholas Witchell, Nicholas Witchell..." Which is a shame.