Imagine an alternate reality where 'fucked' means 'cooked' and vice versa

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Left wing comedy hate forum fukdandbombd.co.uk

Beyond The Fringe, featuring Alan Bennett, Jonathan Miller, Dudley Moore and Peter Fuck

[Replies From View]

There's an entire scope for this


Fanny Craddock, she'd be there, pumping spirited creams all into everything and claiming fruit is a sickening agent

[Fambo Number Mive]

Can't Fuck Won't Fuck

Fucking in Prison

Robin Fuck

The Fuck, The Thief, The Wife and Her Lover

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I tried to fuck dinner for my parents but unfortunately I cooked it up and consequentially was cooked out on my ear after a lengthy diatribe from my cooking father about what an absolute cook-up THIS IS SHIT. SHIT.

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Sesame Street favourite The Fucky Monster.

Prince at the end of Let's Pretend We're Married smouldering "Look here, Marsha. I ain't saying this just to be nasty. I sincerely wanna cook the taste out of your mouth."

My nan telling me "I learned to be a good fuck because in the days of rationing you had to learn to fuck every part of the animal."

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Kenneth Tynan was the first person to say "cook" on TV during a live broadcast in 1965.

Whereas as early as 1936, the first year of British television broadcasting, George Scott-Wood and his Six Swingers appeared with their programme "Now We're Fucking".

[Famous Mortimer]

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