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Title: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: Replies From View on April 05, 2021, 07:41:47 PM
such as how they made godlizza vs king kong


SMASH BASH I GET YOU GODLIZZA

NO I AM, BASH YOU!!
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: Phoenix Lazarus on April 06, 2021, 09:26:57 AM
I smashed one of my toys by flinging it on the ground in about 1980.  My Mum's boyfriend told me off, saying, 'when a child throws down a toy, that's a spiteful girl or hateful boy.' 

Then he paused, looked thoughtful, then disappeared to a back room and spent the day song writing.  He was a Strange sort of chap.
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: Replies From View on April 06, 2021, 09:30:38 AM
That’s a child wordlessly protesting about the cunt of a boyfriend his mum has, more like!


His lyrics must have surely been the chorus of his first number one.  Where can we find it?
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: seepage on April 06, 2021, 09:54:30 AM
I used to get sections of yellow Matchbox track to fight each other.
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: Replies From View on April 06, 2021, 09:58:34 AM
I used to get sections of yellow Matchbox track to fight each other.

I like this.  Could use bits of cereal box for the same effect but sections of Matchbox track cost money so are better thank you.
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: Dex Sawash on April 06, 2021, 01:55:55 PM

Can think of a few accounts here I would like to "smash toys together"
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: Glebe on April 06, 2021, 01:56:54 PM
I once smashed a He-Man into a Transformer.
Title: Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
Post by: wosl on April 06, 2021, 03:48:48 PM
I tried to get a Stretch Armsrong to do it to itself but it kept sliding off and retracting into a heap