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CONTEMPTIBLE CUNT WONKA

Started by Midas, November 14, 2023, 10:45:24 PM

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After an acrimonious breakup, Wonka devises an elaborate scheme to force his ex and her entire family to move in with him. All the while he continues to deny paternity of Charlie.

When their union put in a demand to be paid a living wage, Wonka sacked his entire factory staff on the pretext that they were stealing his intellectual property and selling it on to his rival chocolate makers. This destroyed the economy of the entire town, while simultaneously massively increasing Wonka's profit margin.

Midas

Wonka pushes Grandpa Joe into the 'Gelding Room' and locks the door

Midas

Before handing over the keys to the factory, Wonka presents Charlie with his cane, and orders him to stove-in the head of Grandpa Joe

Video Game Fan 2000

wonka persuades grandpa joe to run for president then votes for trump anyway