CONTEMPTIBLE CUNT WONKA

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Oompa loompa doopity deng
we all walked into the door again
oompa loompa doopity dolt
whatever it was, it was our own fault

[Huxleys Babkins]

Tries to convince Violet Beauregarde to wear his experimental edible knickers.

[shoulders]

Partridge you Wonka

[Video Game Fan 2000]

going on deviantart to find more fetishes to put into his film aimed at children

walking around talking to Totally Spies into a phone on his shoulder like a yuppie going "oh ya" at all their suggestions for extended feet shots and railroad bondage

[Midas]

WACKO WONKA caught "sugar caning" imps

[Midas]

Disgraced chocolatier caught feigning limp (motivation unclear)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

before Wonka goes out to eat, he decides in advance whether he's going to send back a meal

its a 'treat' to him

[Midas]

Wonka refuses to rule out "squirrel shit" as secret ingredient in 'Nutty Crunch Surprise'

[Average Comedy Enjoyer]

"I've got young boy Gloop jamming up my chocolate pipe"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

let Wonka use my pc and now its all pop up ads and youtubes front page is just reality tv about childhood diabetes

[Glebe]

[Video Game Fan 2000]

6 million, that sounds like a bit of unbiddleylievable
-irredeemable arsehole wonka

[Fambo Number Mive]

Wonka frames Charlie for his many chocolate-related murders.

Wonka "known associate" of Del Boy.

[Midas]

deleted scene where wonka begs everyone to try new improved bakewell fart

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Prepare to enter a world of pure imagination: Wonka's new pugs-only pet shop

[Glebe]

"I lied Grampa. Charlie won't get the factory after all."

"Wonka, you cunt!"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Wonka successfully campaigns to colorize all bluray copies of Steamboat Bill Jr

Wonka uses your favourite Seinfeld scene to make the worst meme you've seen in your life

You over hear Wonka at a mexican restaurant saying "so I'm the only who's ordering something really spicy then am I?" very loudly

You meet an old school friend in a quiet country pub to console him on the death of his infant daughter. Wonka walks in and puts Eat My Goal on the jukebox and sits eating pistachios, throwing the shells on the floor beneath his table

Wonka is sat in the disabled seat of a packed bus at school hours, reading The God Delusion

Wonka teaches your autistic nephew to play blackjack, casually mentions that other such games are available on his phone

[The Bumlord]

Wonka drops a heavy guff in a crowded hotel lift and leaves laughing to himself

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Wonka sees that the urinal cake is fresh out of the packet and aims his piss straight for it

[Midas]

lickable urinal cakes

freshly baked

go on! try it!

[Midas]

lickable urinal cakes

freshly baked

go on! try it!

lemon drizzle

[Video Game Fan 2000]

wonka points to random dogshit in the street

"its scrumpdiddly umptious magical chocolate poo" he tells a credulous child

[Pink Gregory]

Oompa loompa doopity deng

chocolate with Wonka characteristics

[Clive Dogshit]

Cunt Wonka plays a ten second clip of "sad violin music" continuously throughout his Oompa Loompas' tribunal hearing.

Cunt Wonka belches a Red Bull-scented "bollocks" at some indigenous rights protestors outside his Cunt Factory.

Contemptible Cunt Wonka fly tips a pressure cooker into a toad hatchery.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Wonka enters a sham marriage with an Oompa Loompa for optics.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Wonka enters a shame marriage with Lembit Opik for the Oompa

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Wonka rides into primary school on a penny farthing bellowing "lead me to the fattest child" on a megaphone

goes right over a dogs paw and falls off, smashing the school aquarium

[Midas]

Wonka tricks child into pouring Lemsip into school aquarium

[Video Game Fan 2000]

wonka walks into the room with the aquarium and announces "smells like pussy in here"

[dissolute ocelot]

Wonka perfects the technology to send candy by television signal, and immediately hires 20 diabetic dogs to teleport sugary dog poo into people's homes.