Just found out what bukkake is

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

It's what you use to unlock your bu-car!!!!!!!!!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I'm sorry this joke only works verbally, and not even that. Because it would be 'a bu-car-key' that unlocks your car, it sounds weird without thr indefinite article. I'm going to bed now

[Mr Eggs]

I hope a load of blokes break in and bust hot ropes of thick spunk all over your daft, gormless face.

[Poobum]

Got seppuku and bukkake mixed up, really dishonoured Oda Nobunaga.

[Russ L]

Bukkake butrousers, known to Americans as bukacky bupants.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The Bukkake Actress: An Ode

Bad life decisions
I have a degree you know
Smells like Sugar Puffs

[Senior Baiano]

Is it when you try to startle a soldier

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Q. What is a bukkake?

A. It is a small metal implement (as in a KEY/KE) that permits entrance to a chicken (animal that makes a sound similar to 'Bu-KAAAA') enclosure so that the users of this implement may  enter this enclosure in order to ejaculate on a chicken's face

[Theoretical Dentist]

I thought it was the colour of uniforms in the buarmy.

Or the name of the CaB thread when Bumichael Buparkinson died.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

its irish for "two cakes" if you hold your nose

[Glebe]