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Title: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: hamfist on April 16, 2020, 11:57:22 AM
*ponk!*

(https://i.imgur.com/rEQvmH6.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Cerys on April 16, 2020, 12:31:49 PM
I can see that being swiped by one of those advertising agency thingies.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on April 16, 2020, 02:28:57 PM
That is bloody fantastic too, I'm very glad I don't have to respond to that as I'd have no chance!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: chveik on April 16, 2020, 02:33:33 PM
*clap clap*
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: QDRPHNC on April 16, 2020, 04:05:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/720c3Jk.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 16, 2020, 04:10:56 PM
Brilliant stuff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: BlodwynPig on April 16, 2020, 04:15:49 PM
Wow, not so cut and dry now!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Cuellar on April 16, 2020, 04:27:22 PM
Hahahah! Excellent work.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Cerys on April 16, 2020, 04:37:11 PM
Hot chocolate spluttered dangerously close to screen.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: selectivememory on April 16, 2020, 05:07:48 PM
Ripper of a return there.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: hamfist on April 16, 2020, 05:09:56 PM
wow, yes !!!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Kryton on April 16, 2020, 09:24:54 PM
Excellent match thus far!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Crabwalk on April 16, 2020, 09:46:21 PM
Ah man, am laughing so hard. Great stuff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on April 16, 2020, 10:19:18 PM
GET YOUR ARE OOT
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: hamfist on April 18, 2020, 04:14:51 PM
* THWACK *

(https://i.imgur.com/HtSUpPX.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: greencalx on April 18, 2020, 04:17:42 PM
Fab.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Cerys on April 18, 2020, 04:20:08 PM
Heh!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: touchingcloth on April 18, 2020, 04:27:29 PM
Bahaha.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 18, 2020, 04:34:36 PM
Snorted beer up my nose. What a game!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Prison Biscuits on April 18, 2020, 05:03:48 PM
Proper laughing, that's ace.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: hedgehog90 on April 18, 2020, 05:13:52 PM
Nice one.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: QDRPHNC on April 18, 2020, 08:56:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/O0C7R5R.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: chveik on April 18, 2020, 09:01:35 PM
great work Q but it's hamfist that edges it for me
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Butchers Blind on April 18, 2020, 09:03:44 PM
hamfist
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on April 18, 2020, 09:21:19 PM
Q for both returns
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Prison Biscuits on April 18, 2020, 09:30:32 PM
Both great but hamfist's second shot made me laugh the most.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: BlodwynPig on April 18, 2020, 09:33:36 PM
Q

“Straighten his cock”
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Cerys on April 18, 2020, 09:36:49 PM
QDRPHNC for that last shot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: pancreas on April 18, 2020, 09:37:59 PM
ham for the second
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Lordofthefiles on April 18, 2020, 09:44:30 PM
QDRPHNC, the last shot has got me snortling to myself here.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on April 18, 2020, 09:50:59 PM
Really good game. Just going with QDRPHNC
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: selectivememory on April 18, 2020, 09:56:35 PM
Closest match yet for me. A tough choice, but I think QDRPHNC edges it.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: DolphinFace on April 18, 2020, 10:09:30 PM
Hamfist though I hope both go to the next round
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Bence Fekete on April 18, 2020, 11:19:37 PM
Hilarious both. I think I just woke up my DAD with my laughing. Absolute honour to cast my first ever vote on here for QDRPHNC.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on April 18, 2020, 11:35:46 PM
ohhhhh so tough but I think I have to go with QDRPHNC for the progressive quarantine booklets and for introducing the idea of orally pleasing one's own father into the game.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on April 19, 2020, 12:00:44 AM
Both great but QPRACDC for the repeated dad fetlatio melody
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: rue the polywhirl on April 19, 2020, 12:07:07 AM
hamfist for the serve. Inspiring public service announcement.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Fishfinger on April 19, 2020, 12:08:55 AM
The dad edges it. Well, allegedly. QDRPHNC.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: touchingcloth on April 19, 2020, 12:55:18 AM
hamfist
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: evilcommiedictator on April 19, 2020, 01:26:07 AM
Q
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on April 19, 2020, 03:13:19 AM
The arse-cheek arrows in hamfist's second are the seating factor, but a great match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Johnny Yesno on April 19, 2020, 06:22:57 AM
Excellent work from both players. Not easy to choose but hamfist edges it for me. I'm always a sucker for those stylish panels on a transparent background. And you want to get that opening shot on twitter.

Hilarious both. I think I just woke up my DAD with my laughing. Absolute honour to cast my first ever vote on here for QDRPHNC.

Oh, that's an awkward conversation... 'What's that you're laughing at, son?'
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on April 19, 2020, 09:41:55 AM
hamfist for that magnificent serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: greencalx on April 19, 2020, 10:38:30 AM
hammy
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 19, 2020, 10:41:51 AM
hamfist for both shots, although Q's return was the best shot of the match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: finnquark on April 19, 2020, 11:08:55 AM
hamfist but only just
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Bazooka on April 19, 2020, 12:48:07 PM
hamfist for the opener.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: kittens on April 19, 2020, 03:20:11 PM
quadrophonic
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: alan nagsworth on April 19, 2020, 03:23:12 PM
hamfist for me, but Q's first was excellent.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on April 19, 2020, 05:50:31 PM
hamfist for me, but Q's first was excellent.

Ditto, Hamfist gets my vote but it was a bloody close run thing.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: idunnosomename on April 19, 2020, 09:45:07 PM
neck n neck but QDRPHNC for introducing key sucking off dad element
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Absorb the anus burn on April 20, 2020, 12:33:32 AM
Hamfist... But a good match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: hedgehog90 on April 20, 2020, 03:08:25 AM
Hamfist
Loved QDRPHNC's first shot, but hamfist's handling of it was masterful, proper lol'd.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Crabwalk on April 20, 2020, 08:15:53 AM
Hamfist for their second. Great match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: selectivememory on April 20, 2020, 08:57:36 PM
Quite a close one in the end, but it's gone hamfist's way, 19-13.

QDRPHNC still in with a decent shot of a place in the next round though.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: QDRPHNC on April 20, 2020, 09:26:58 PM
Nice game, hamfist. Well played.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: holyzombiejesus on April 20, 2020, 09:48:06 PM
hamfist
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Ian Drunken Smurf on April 20, 2020, 10:11:13 PM
Hamfist
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: hamfist on April 20, 2020, 10:36:26 PM
Nice game, hamfist. Well played.

Thanks Q, that was good fun and tight !
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 21, 2020, 12:53:52 PM
ham for the second

Yep. The out of focus guy with his head in his hands is so good.

Hamfist
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: alan nagsworth on April 22, 2020, 09:43:17 AM
How the fuck do you alien bastards end up still voting when the match has clearly ended in the post directly above? How does that happen? HOW

EDIT NEW PAGE BASTARD ALIENS
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 22, 2020, 01:04:34 PM
alan nagsworth
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: gib on April 22, 2020, 01:15:35 PM
quadrophonic

fuck my hat!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Cerys on April 22, 2020, 01:18:46 PM
I always read it as quadrophenic.  Boy, is my face red.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 22, 2020, 01:51:56 PM
Always read it as quadrophimotic. Boy, is my foreskin tight.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round One - hamfist vs QDRPHNC
Post by: Johnny Yesno on April 22, 2020, 04:19:38 PM
fuck my hat!

My hat is really fucked because someone mentioned this before and my hat was fucked then and then I forgot even though a fucked hat is supposed to help you remember stuff.