Compulsively referencing popular culture

[HAYRDRYAH]

on University Challenge.

Every time Alex Guttenplan buzzes in.....

ROGER TILLING: 'Guttenplan!'
MY HEAD:

Spoiler alert

Lisa needs braces

[close]

[phes]

IAP's robot waitress "TEA OR COFFEE, TEA OR COFFEE?" is fired out from the kitchen on most days. I do it at work but they just think i'm an idiot boy, unsurprisingly.

[turnstyle]

When getting someone a drink 'Freshen yer drink, guvnor?'

Also, when offering someone a drink, I feel compelled to do Uncle Monty's 'Sherry? Sherry. Sherry? Sherry.'

[Lyndon]

Every time Alex Guttenplan buzzes in.....

ROGER TILLING: 'Guttenplan!'
MY HEAD:

Spoiler alert

Lisa needs braces

[close]

That's a good one.

[Treguard of Dunshelm]

When told the price of something I often feel the uncontrollable urge to reply in the style of Terry Tibbs: "Fehfty paand? You're 'avin a crap up a laaamppost! Sun, ah'll give ya twenty paand anna go onnna whyfe, take it or nuffin."

[Marty McFly]

On a similar note, I usually respond to that kind of thing with 'Steep? It's effing vertical!' a la Richie in Bottom

[mycroft]

Also, when offering someone a drink, I feel compelled to do Uncle Monty's 'Sherry? Sherry. Sherry? Sherry.'

I do that one a lot. Also, whenever I find something/someone I've been looking for, I have to say "Oh, there she is!" in the style of Monty during the card game.

Whenever I see Paul McCartney, I hear Chris Morris quoting him as saying "Get that gook out of here!". Livens up a game of Beatles Rock Band.

[Treguard of Dunshelm]

Oh, that's reminded me, me and my brother refer to paedophiles as "3 pin DIN plugs" (or sometimes "the crazy world of Arthur Brown") a la the Brasseye special.

[vic spanner]

'(anything) for sale'

always gets a 'but where, but where, but where? Over there by the beefburgers' from me. Which is a pain, 'cos there's quite a lot of it about.