The International Space Station to be destroyed

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Fuck it. I've never been invited up there.

Not after what you did at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Dropping a load of space debris into the sea doesn't seem a very ecological idea. Perhaps they should stop sending up space stations unless they have a better method of disposal.

There's hundreds of thousands of shipwrecks down there, a few space stations isn't going to make much difference. They all rust away to nothing eventually anyway. Even Titanic will just be a rusty smudge on the sea floor in about 30 years.

[JamesTC]

Hope the International Space Station pulls through.

[Dex Sawash]

'I would destroy you' 

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Can't they just do it like in Gravity and smash old space stations together? That way they get turned into smaller bits of space station, which will burn up in the earth's atmosphere.

[Ray Travez]

Fuck it. I've never been invited up there.

I'm popping up for a jaunt next week if you'd care to join me?

[touchingcloth]

The pile of inaccessibility is that the wife calls my peen!!!!!!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Gasping for air on the Sports Direct space station, basically a series of branded Jeffries tubes held together with caution tape.

At least I'm not on the Ryan air one, they only have astronauts with no legs to save space in the ducts

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The pile of inaccessibility is that the wife calls my peen!!!!!!

How big is her peen?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Deep fat fryer tips up in the Hooters one, everyone got deep fried :(

[oy vey]

First the head of ISIS, now ISS.

[shoulders]

The station will not be replaced. NASA instead plans to rent space on commercial ventures

Emblematic of human decline imo.

Promised Star Trek but the closest we will get to space is paying for microtransactions to put a Disco Stu hat on Data through 3d glasses.

[oy vey]

You know what, fuck all this inspiring humanity pushing frontiers through international cooperation. It's the 21st century not the 20th ffs.

[pigamus]

fuck space

Always my favourite Queen album

[Butchers Blind]

Fuck the ISS. All that time up there and all they've done is find out what happens to dandruff in zero gravity. Not once have they been able to point out exactly what galaxy Star Wars takes place in. Useless.

[Crenners]

Bye bithc

[Johnny Yesno]

I took a photo of it last year.

Wow! What did you use?

[Endicott]

Wow! What did you use?

A small telescope, digital camera, fast shutter, all manually aimed while it went over head, took as many shots as possible, got about 2 keepers. Quite pleased with that really.

[Goldentony]

taking photos of our nations international space stations are you hey mate, documenting its wherabouts? suspicious

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A small telescope, digital camera, fast shutter, all manually aimed while it went over head, took as many shots as possible, got about 2 keepers. Quite pleased with that really.

Did you wave at them?

[mothman]

taking photos of our nations international space stations are you hey mate, documenting its wherabouts? suspicious

Yeah, I hope you got the crew to sign releases.

Can't they just do it like in Gravity and smash old space stations together? That way they get turned into smaller bits of space station, which will burn up in the earth's atmosphere.

Ablation cascade. So much debris in orbit anything launched ends up like a clay pigeon.

[Replies From View]

fuck space

Sadly I can't.  My cock isn't short enough to stop within the known universe.

[Gurke and Hare]

There's hundreds of thousands of shipwrecks down there, a few space stations isn't going to make much difference. They all rust away to nothing eventually anyway. Even Titanic will just be a rusty smudge on the sea floor in about 30 years.

That, plus the kind of animals that live on the deep sea bed will probably eat it.

[H-O-W-L]

There's hundreds of thousands of shipwrecks down there, a few space stations isn't going to make much difference. They all rust away to nothing eventually anyway. Even Titanic will just be a rusty smudge on the sea floor in about 30 years.

Shipwrecks, provided they're not fuckloaded with plastics and/or evil foul chemicals and fuel, actually end up being ecological boons for underwater life. The practice of sinking ships made safe for wildlife to create artificial coral reefs is well-documented.

[bgmnts]

A few space stations are going to make a difference by the way.

[dissolute ocelot]

Surely they could incorporate its demise in a disaster movie. Put Laurence Fox, Armie Hammer, Noël Clarke, and Roman Polanski on board and set it on a collision course with Godzilla.

[phantom_power]

There's hundreds of thousands of shipwrecks down there, a few space stations isn't going to make much difference. They all rust away to nothing eventually anyway. Even Titanic will just be a rusty smudge on the sea floor in about 30 years.

Over 3 million, apparently

https://www.engineeringfordiscovery.org/education/shipwrecks/how-many-shipwrecks-are-there/#:~:text=It%20is%20estimated%20that%20there,dated%20to%202700%2D2200%20BC.

[beanheadmcginty]

Can't believe after all these years no one has gone on a drunken spacewalk with a spraycan and changed its name to PISS.

[touchingcloth]

Jacob Rees-Mogg calmly DISMANTLES ISS.

[Sebastian Cobb]

fuck space

wouldn't that turn you inside out if you tried it?