The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[frajer]

Depressing place, Auschwitz.

how so?

[non capisco]

GABA GHOUL

First reply post in the thread under a minute later. I'd like to imagine they thought of this slightly too late just after Gandolfini died and have kept it sat in the bag, patiently waiting for the next prominent Sopranos cast member to cark it.

[Sonny_Jim]

Can I RIP it?

Yes you Caan

[PlanktonSideburns]

Woke up laughing about the 'how so?' Post and mad's next post in that thread

[Dex Sawash]

Clicked through to see if it was Q Tip or Phife Dog that carked it.

[Sebastian Cobb]

They fuck you up, your Grimes and Musk

[Crenners]

Hahaha fucking hell

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Clicked through to see if it was Q Tip or Phife Dog that carked it.

Good point. I'll use it again for when one of them goes.

[Buttered Ghost]

It's like Attenborough's concealed a webcam in a bag of dry roasted because he wants to study the lesser-rational pub bigot.

[non capisco]

I said the word "repulsive" at work last week and all the under 25 kids looked at me like I'd done an Aztec summoning ritual.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Lovely turn of phrases there

[kittens]

honestly think madhair's "how so?" post may be the best CaB post ever

[non capisco]

honestly think madhair's "how so?" post may be the best CaB post ever

Still Doomy Dwyer shitting his pants in the Dublin Castle for me but I appreciate that is very much the basic bitch choice in CaB lore.

[RetroRobot]

Abe's Exodus

Hehehe

[JamesTC]

I really enjoyed that one too.

[non capisco]

Did Happy Eater ever change its' logo?  I remember the comments about the logo looking like he;s putting his finger down his throat, leading to people calling it 'unhappy vomiter' and some years later I remember hearing that they'd paid an ad agency an enormous sum of money to come up with a new logo, and when it was unveiled all they'd done was paint out the hand.  But now I can find no evidence online that this ever happened so I'm wondering if maybe I heard a gag...

You probably didn't, it's just a drawing.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Imagine ... Anne Frank Spencer

hides in the attic but falls through the ceiling when the inspectors come around. Ooooohh Meine Bettie

[Kankurette]

Brum is brummie dialect for "sol invictus"

and was famously a supporter of "blood and bovril" social policies

[shoulders]

If you have access to time travel, why not claim benefits whilst wanking off the version of yourself that is 85 years old.

[non capisco]

^ Ha ha, ace!

[Kankurette]

"I'm so small" said the mole

"yes," said the boy, "but you are cancerous."

"Sometimes, when I wake up I immediately attempt to shit myself on purpose," said the fox

"Are you wearing clothes when you do it or does it just burst out and land near you" said the horse

[Blue Jam]

Was Eric from Bananaman a transhumanist

[Twit 2]

Lick more raw chicken and the aggrieved yobbos will simply present as jolly chuckling gnomes.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Never saw the Pacman joke coming but it's beautifully done:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=95405.msg4974317#msg4974317

Spoiler alert

Page 94a of the Lindisfarne Gospels

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[non capisco]

From the 'paging cat owners' thread

We had to get a locksmith out today as the top lock on the front door's playing up. Raymond has got something dodgy looking matted in the fur below his arsehole, and just as me and my wife picked him up and were both gazing intently at his anus, the locksmith walked down the path and clearly saw what we were doing through the front window.

Apart from the locksmith I have met all the participants in this story, cat included, so the mental image conjured of this happening is exceptionally vivid.

[The Mollusk]

Do you want to meet the locksmith? He is deeply imbibed into the sordid goings-on of our private lives now, no way out for him. Pretty soon it'll be us, the locksmith, the postman, the guy from our favourite Indian takeaway and half of our neighbours, all in the living room staring at the cat's mucky balloon knot. If anyone's seen the Japanese film "A Snake of June", exactly like that.

[non capisco]

If you gaze into a cat's rusty burris, the cat's rusty burris gazes also into you.

[Ferris]

Laughed at loud on a video call with a Big Boss. Look mad now.

[bgmnts]

Beautiful.

[jamiefairlie]

" I've also just followed some popular 'kind' twitter people, stuff like Nigella Lawson, Stephen Fry, that vicar from the communards,"

Made me chuckle