Morris's quickest-ever "stooge"

[v00n]

I would say Sergeant Murphy.

Now, I realise that CM's skillz with the edit button may mean his responses may not have been *quite* so lightning-quick, but it's so well done I don't hear the edits.

[Shaky]

Not a stooge per se but his responses in the calling off the news/phoning up the newsagent Music Show bit seem to be lightning fast too:

"Sorry, I'm serving, Sir."

"Oh, you're playing tennis?"

"No, I'm serving, Sir"

"Footfault."

"Please?"

Etc.

[v00n]

Not a stooge per se but his responses in the calling off the news/phoning up the newsagent Music Show bit seem to be lightning fast too:

"Sorry, I'm serving, Sir."

"Oh, you're playing tennis?"

"No, I'm serving, Sir"

"Footfault."

"Please?"

Etc.

LOL, I remember that one. Also some of the things he got James Garner to say to shopkeepers:

"These coins are the wrong shape".
"Ask him if he lives in a citadel".

[shoulders]

Hahaha, I remember the first quote but not the second.

[Harry Badger]

"tell him there's a Harris on the coin. Point at the Harris"

[Shaky]

"Ask him if he's ever been to Hell."

The one that really makes me laugh every time I think of it is his wandering into various shops asking if they've got, "A cross between a shirt and a shoe."

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

LOL, I remember that one. Also some of the things he got James Garner to say to shopkeepers:

"These coins are the wrong shape".
"Ask him if he lives in a citadel".

Paul Garner, though it would have been great if Morris enlisted Jim Rockford.

[Senior Baiano]

Heard tell of one, though never actually heard it, where the 'stooge' just calmly replies 'why are you talking strangely?'

[dex]

Morrissian disgusting bliss when he calls up someoneone randomly at a phonebox, starts chatting to them then exclaims "Slow down, slow down. You have a funny voice!" at the recipient.

Reply was a straightforward that's just my accent.

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Heard tell of one, though never actually heard it, where the 'stooge' just calmly replies 'why are you talking strangely?'

Think that's from one of the Radio 1 shows where Morris is demonstrating that sometimes the street interviews don't go as smoothly as the edits suggest.