Cricket 2022: The Thuglife Era (Stokes, Woakes, Foakes, and plenty of chokes)

[poo]

England cricket team is shit and everyone involved with it are cunts

[poo]

Cunts

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Cunts

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Cunts

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Cunts

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Cunts

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I see the new ultra-positive game plan of relying entirely on Bairstow is paying dividends

[sevendaughters]

take extras off our score and we look extra shitty

[sevendaughters]

babe wake up
what is it
James Anderson still our best bowler

[Crenners]

What's wrong, babe?

You've hardly touched your consensual adult pornography.

[iamcoop]

Dœgg Shīteñ

[iamcoop]

It is with a heavy heart I announce we are now number 0 teast team in Earth 😞

[Inspector Norse]

Tragic to see what has become of Virat Kohli. Scratching around for runs, only in the team because of his ego and status, getting toyed with today by an OAP before getting out to a comedy catch.
Now destined to end what once looked like being an all-time great career with an average the wrong side of 50, to go down in history as a home-track bully. Such a shame.

[Crenners]

Yeah, so good to witness his demise.

This is the joy of sport.

[iamcoop]

Yeah, so good to witness his demise.

This is the joy of sport.

Madness watching him give YJB a mouthful when he hasn't scored a run in decades and our tubby ginger cunt is literally on fire and only interested in the GILF section of redtube.

[Psybro]

This session has been absolute death.  An abominable advert for the game.

[sevendaughters]

Virat Crawley more like amirite!!!!

[shoulders]

Tragic to see what has become of Virat Kohli. Scratching around for runs, only in the team because of his ego and status, getting toyed with today by an OAP before getting out to a comedy catch.
Now destined to end what once looked like being an all-time great career with an average the wrong side of 50, to go down in history as a home-track bully. Such a shame.

Williamson, Smith and Kohli struggling lately while Root has caught up with them again (not Smith of course but Smith has been pretty fallible the last 2 years).

[Cuellar]

"still lots of cricket to be played"
"England still looking to make a game of it"

Come on. The game was gone as soon as the lead hit 200.

[sevendaughters]

Leach getting 1 over to Root's six. How quick the love-ins die.

[iamcoop]

Hope we get ground into the fucking dust and everyone gets swiftly executed in public afterwards.

[Crenners]

I actually think with Salt and Roy opening, Livingstone and Buttler in and Moeen for Leach and just playing like absolute dickheads we'd have a chance chasing anything.

[shoulders]

It's especially funny England giving it the big billy bollocks act then trembling at the mere sight of Pant walking to the crease and letting one of the worst 8-11s in test cricket slaughter an additional 70 runs off 40 balls.

[Crenners]

Adios Punter, time for King Kong and his mates to turn this place into a bloodbath.

[Cuellar]

The match is "nicely poised" 😂

[shoulders]

Variable bounce so Lees is getting one in the nuts, Pope brainballed to a ventilator, Root toothless, Bairstow goes orbital then trips over a gnat and gets run out. Stokes tries to hit a six with his forearm and gets a beamer in the life, and Crawley gets out nicking off as normal.

[Inspector Norse]

PANT the classic example of a man determined to prove himself to the world to make up for his natural disadvantage of being called Pant. If only Leach could use his baldness to the same end.

[Inspector Norse]

So in addition to being a mediocre batter and dropping catches, Billings is also shit at knowing when to review.
Watch him get picked ahead of Foakes for the SA series now.

[sevendaughters]

377 to get, pred 164-7 close of play

[shoulders]

A relatively efficient job on the tail there.

Pope, Lees and Crawley won't make 50 runs between them.