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Title: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 07, 2020, 01:01:55 AM
*flonk*

(https://i.imgur.com/mFNXEqL.png)
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 07, 2020, 01:04:47 AM
sweet jesus
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 07, 2020, 07:27:49 AM
Holy moly
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 07, 2020, 07:31:06 AM
3rd best of tournament. Corgis!
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 07, 2020, 08:45:30 AM
Erotic.
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Post by: Crabwalk on May 07, 2020, 08:51:40 AM
*hastily Googles what Pon Farr is*

HAHAHAHA
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Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 07, 2020, 10:37:49 AM
Sensational - let me have your babies
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Post by: idunnosomename on May 07, 2020, 12:49:55 PM
I shivered
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Post by: ZoyzaSorris on May 07, 2020, 05:09:49 PM
Fuck my eyes. That's an invitation, not an exclamation btw.
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 07, 2020, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: Crabwalk on May 07, 2020, 08:51:40 AM
*hastily Googles what Pon Farr is*

Yeah, me too.
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Post by: Cerys on May 07, 2020, 05:58:45 PM
Sorry!  If it's any consolation, I consider my time wading through naked geriatrics a punishment of sorts.  So.  Much.  Wrinkly.  Porn.
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Post by: chveik on May 07, 2020, 06:14:09 PM
beautiful
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 08, 2020, 01:56:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FwgNbtw.png)
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 08, 2020, 02:07:46 PM
I love it! Quality shitpost, brother.
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Post by: Cerys on May 08, 2020, 02:43:26 PM
Hoo boy.  I'll get on to a reply later.
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 08, 2020, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: Cerys on May 08, 2020, 02:43:26 PM
Hoo boy.  I'll get on to a reply later.

I've exhausted the limits of my Star Trek knowledge, so I think you might take this one.
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Post by: Cerys on May 08, 2020, 05:03:36 PM
It isn't over yet, Q.
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Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 08, 2020, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Cerys on May 08, 2020, 05:03:36 PM
It isn't over yet, Q.

i see what you did there
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 09, 2020, 12:33:56 AM
Not entirely deliberate....

There may be a slight delay with my return, QDRPHNC.  I've got the idea, but the source images are eluding me.
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 09, 2020, 07:44:03 AM
May be available on the Dark Web.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 09, 2020, 11:29:48 AM
Quote from: Cerys on May 07, 2020, 05:58:45 PM
Sorry!  If it's any consolation, I consider my time wading through naked geriatrics a punishment of sorts.  So.  Much.  Wrinkly.  Porn.

I feel your pain.
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Post by: Cerys on May 09, 2020, 10:12:27 PM
*SPLOOGE*

(https://i.imgur.com/xmi4yYs.png)
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Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 09, 2020, 10:19:33 PM
I don't there is a stronger word than love for what I feel for the above.
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Post by: Cerys on May 10, 2020, 01:50:40 AM
I've gone all gooey.
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Post by: Dex Sawash on May 10, 2020, 02:38:35 AM
Should've used hamfists arse
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Post by: Cerys on May 10, 2020, 02:52:11 AM
I have no access to hamfist's arse.  Which isn't a sentence I ever thought I'd have need to write.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 10, 2020, 06:24:54 AM
Cerys knocking one out it out of the park!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 12, 2020, 08:03:15 PM
QDRPHNC,  I think you're cutting it a bit fine here....
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:12:28 PM
That's great. I'm scared to ask but why are there some squashes in the background?
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 12, 2020, 08:15:57 PM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:12:28 PM
That's great. I'm scared to ask but why are there some squashes in the background?

Check the final frame of QDRPHNC's shot.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:20:40 PM
Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 12, 2020, 08:15:57 PM
Check the final frame of QDRPHNC's shot.

Oh, bloody hell. Good spot.
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 12, 2020, 09:43:03 PM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:20:40 PM
Oh, bloody hell. Good spot.

The devil is in the detail.
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Post by: selectivememory on May 12, 2020, 10:15:52 PM
That's the deadline gone. Are you ready to post your shot yet QDRPHNC?

Edit: have sent a pm, so hopefully we'll hear from him shortly
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 12, 2020, 10:37:53 PM
Yes sorry, SM just messaged me and I've asked for an extension.
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Post by: selectivememory on May 12, 2020, 10:39:41 PM
Usually happy to give a 24-hour extension, especially as it's the last shot of the match, and so long as Cerys doesn't mind.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:04:57 AM
No problem!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 12:36:49 AM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:20:40 PM
Oh, bloody hell. Good spot.

Wait a minute. There I am happily accepting that the reason Cerys has squashes in her shot is because there are squashes under the candelabra in that Linehan picture. But that just raises another obvious question, doesn't it?
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Post by: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:48:20 AM
Some people use them ornamentally.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 02:35:21 AM
What madness is this? Sounds to me like 'some people' are just too lazy to put their grocery shopping away.
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Post by: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 02:44:02 AM
I'm not entirely sure.  Seems to me like a recipe for a fruitfly infestation.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 07:07:19 AM
I bet Graham Linehan has got fruit flies.
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Post by: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 11:03:05 AM
No shame in that.  We keep getting them - they ferry around the world on bananas and erupt as soon as they find a fruit bowl.  Ruby-eyed little cunts.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 12:05:27 PM
I meant I bet Graham Linehan has got fruit flies not Graham Linehan's fruit.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:16:00 PM
The plot thickens.... (http://www.sciguru.org/newsitem/17911/sex-change-secret-revealed-chinmo-changes-fruit-flies-male-female-identity)
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:16:00 PM
The plot thickens.... (http://www.sciguru.org/newsitem/17911/sex-change-secret-revealed-chinmo-changes-fruit-flies-male-female-identity)

Damn, this goes deep.
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 13, 2020, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:48:20 AM
Some people use them ornamentally.

Some people use them onanistically.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 04:32:26 PM
Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 13, 2020, 04:31:08 PM
Some people use them onanistically.

Damn, this goes deep.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 13, 2020, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 04:32:26 PM
Damn, this goes deep.

Well quite.
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Post by: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 06:19:29 PM
You have no idea.
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 13, 2020, 06:52:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XFmtEwv.png)
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Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 13, 2020, 07:03:32 PM
Quad, it's Game Over with that last shot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Round 3 - Cerys v QDRPHNC NSFW
Post by: selectivememory on May 13, 2020, 07:05:21 PM
I think I have to give it to Cerys for the serve, which is the kind of thing you love to see in Wimblewrong. But it was a great contest all round.
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 13, 2020, 07:06:43 PM
Decent attempts QDRPHNC. But Cerys's two shots are some beautiful filth that I can't wipe from my mind.
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 13, 2020, 07:08:25 PM
Hate text only shots but...for 'wet-nap', QDRPHNC
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Post by: chveik on May 13, 2020, 07:08:50 PM
too many words...

Cerys
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Post by: greencalx on May 13, 2020, 07:18:35 PM
This is tough. Q's 2nd made me laugh the most of any shot so far, but Cerys achieved the feat of me immediately recognising Glinner from the arse alone in the 2nd. I dread to think how many backsides she must have raked through before identifying the one that shouts "celebrity transphobe" the loudest.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on May 13, 2020, 07:26:33 PM
Cerys
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Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 13, 2020, 07:27:11 PM
Cerys sorry QD your work was great but the Cerys made me moist with that second return
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Post by: Ferris on May 13, 2020, 07:40:19 PM
QD for the eerily accurate 2nd shot, though Cerys' first had me terrified.
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Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 13, 2020, 08:05:01 PM
Cerys
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 13, 2020, 08:13:32 PM
Q's texty efforts are a risky move, especially in that very minimalist second shot, but they're still on the right side of great ... HOWEVER, I think overall Cerys played the round better and her second shot is brilliant, so she deserves to go through to the quarters more.
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Post by: Fishfinger on May 13, 2020, 08:17:31 PM
Cerys
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 13, 2020, 08:20:41 PM
That final shot is brilliantly written (particularly the way it cuts off at the end) but I vote Cerys for the shot which inspired it.
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Post by: Small Man Big Horse on May 13, 2020, 08:26:30 PM
Some great stuff from QDRPHNC but Cerys hit it out of the park with both of her shots causing me to ejaculate instantly making me laugh an enormous amount, and the first will haunt my nightmares until my dying day.
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Post by: rue the polywhirl on May 13, 2020, 09:12:18 PM
Voting for QDRPHNC, mainly because they are Not responsible for the first shot.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 13, 2020, 10:11:06 PM
Sorry Cerys, it's QDRPHNC for me. I'm a sucker for shitposting and that first return was a fantastic example of it.
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Post by: His Name Is Death on May 13, 2020, 10:20:23 PM
QDRPHNC
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Post by: idunnosomename on May 13, 2020, 11:17:15 PM
cerys because i cant read
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Post by: Wonderful Butternut on May 13, 2020, 11:53:11 PM
I'm going for Cerys because of the opening serve. Just nail down the wrongness nice an early.
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Post by: Crabwalk on May 14, 2020, 12:06:02 AM
Really tough choice. I think Cerys just nudged it. Brilliant writing in QD's final shot though.
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Post by: Butchers Blind on May 14, 2020, 01:09:49 AM
cerys
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Post by: kittens on May 14, 2020, 10:23:19 AM
cerys i think
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Post by: Bence Fekete on May 14, 2020, 11:04:40 PM
Cerys, but kudos to QDRPHNC for an incredible round one v hamfist.
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Post by: touchingcloth on May 15, 2020, 01:30:48 AM
cerys
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 15, 2020, 09:47:40 AM
Cerys (although very tempted to vote Quad for annoying the 'no werrrrrrds' crowd)
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Post by: selectivememory on May 15, 2020, 06:51:25 PM
Cerys has booked her place in the quarter-finals with a 19-6 victory here. Great tournament from QDRPHNC though, and thanks a lot for playing.
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 15, 2020, 07:13:21 PM
Well played (and well deserved), Cerys.
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Post by: Cerys on May 15, 2020, 09:04:50 PM
Thankyou, Q - your last shot was a thing of understated beauty, and went some way towards cleansing my brain of the terrible things I had to see while finding source images.  For that you have my eternal gratitude.
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Post by: Dex Sawash on May 16, 2020, 01:21:54 PM
I rarely vote on these due to often being too thick to understand.

qdrphnc for the 'saddest part is that you' end of 2nd return
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Post by: millwall32 on March 21, 2021, 11:02:10 AM
Quote from: QDRPHNC on May 13, 2020, 06:52:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XFmtEwv.png)
Wow.