*flonk*
sweet jesus
Holy moly
3rd best of tournament. Corgis!
Erotic.
*hastily Googles what Pon Farr is*
HAHAHAHA
Sensational - let me have your babies
I shivered
Fuck my eyes. That's an invitation, not an exclamation btw.
Sorry! If it's any consolation, I consider my time wading through naked geriatrics a punishment of sorts. So. Much. Wrinkly. Porn.
beautiful
I love it! Quality shitpost, brother.
Hoo boy. I'll get on to a reply later.
Quote from: Cerys on May 08, 2020, 02:43:26 PM
Hoo boy. I'll get on to a reply later.
I've exhausted the limits of my Star Trek knowledge, so I think you might take this one.
It isn't over yet, Q.
Not entirely deliberate....
There may be a slight delay with my return, QDRPHNC. I've got the idea, but the source images are eluding me.
May be available on the Dark Web.
Quote from: Cerys on May 07, 2020, 05:58:45 PM
Sorry! If it's any consolation, I consider my time wading through naked geriatrics a punishment of sorts. So. Much. Wrinkly. Porn.
I feel your pain.
*SPLOOGE*
I don't there is a stronger word than love for what I feel for the above.
I've gone all gooey.
Should've used hamfists arse
I have no access to hamfist's arse. Which isn't a sentence I ever thought I'd have need to write.
Cerys knocking one out it out of the park!
QDRPHNC, I think you're cutting it a bit fine here....
That's great. I'm scared to ask but why are there some squashes in the background?
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:12:28 PM
That's great. I'm scared to ask but why are there some squashes in the background?
Check the final frame of QDRPHNC's shot.
Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 12, 2020, 08:15:57 PM
Check the final frame of QDRPHNC's shot.
Oh, bloody hell. Good spot.
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:20:40 PM
Oh, bloody hell. Good spot.
The devil is in the detail.
That's the deadline gone. Are you ready to post your shot yet QDRPHNC?
Edit: have sent a pm, so hopefully we'll hear from him shortly
Yes sorry, SM just messaged me and I've asked for an extension.
Usually happy to give a 24-hour extension, especially as it's the last shot of the match, and so long as Cerys doesn't mind.
No problem!
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:20:40 PM
Oh, bloody hell. Good spot.
Wait a minute. There I am happily accepting that the reason
Cerys has squashes in her shot is because there are squashes under the candelabra in that Linehan picture. But that just raises another obvious question, doesn't it?
Some people use them ornamentally.
What madness is this? Sounds to me like 'some people' are just too lazy to put their grocery shopping away.
I'm not entirely sure. Seems to me like a recipe for a fruitfly infestation.
I bet Graham Linehan has got fruit flies.
No shame in that. We keep getting them - they ferry around the world on bananas and erupt as soon as they find a fruit bowl. Ruby-eyed little cunts.
I meant I bet Graham Linehan has got fruit flies not Graham Linehan's fruit.
The plot thickens.... (http://www.sciguru.org/newsitem/17911/sex-change-secret-revealed-chinmo-changes-fruit-flies-male-female-identity)
Quote from: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:16:00 PM
The plot thickens.... (http://www.sciguru.org/newsitem/17911/sex-change-secret-revealed-chinmo-changes-fruit-flies-male-female-identity)
Damn, this goes deep.
Quote from: Cerys on May 13, 2020, 12:48:20 AM
Some people use them ornamentally.
Some people use them onanistically.
You have no idea.
Quad, it's Game Over with that last shot.
I think I have to give it to Cerys for the serve, which is the kind of thing you love to see in Wimblewrong. But it was a great contest all round.
Decent attempts QDRPHNC. But Cerys's two shots are some beautiful filth that I can't wipe from my mind.
Hate text only shots but...for 'wet-nap', QDRPHNC
too many words...
Cerys
This is tough. Q's 2nd made me laugh the most of any shot so far, but Cerys achieved the feat of me immediately recognising Glinner from the arse alone in the 2nd. I dread to think how many backsides she must have raked through before identifying the one that shouts "celebrity transphobe" the loudest.
Cerys
Cerys sorry QD your work was great but the Cerys made me moist with that second return
QD for the eerily accurate 2nd shot, though Cerys' first had me terrified.
Cerys
Q's texty efforts are a risky move, especially in that very minimalist second shot, but they're still on the right side of great ... HOWEVER, I think overall Cerys played the round better and her second shot is brilliant, so she deserves to go through to the quarters more.
Cerys
That final shot is brilliantly written (particularly the way it cuts off at the end) but I vote Cerys for the shot which inspired it.
Some great stuff from QDRPHNC but Cerys hit it out of the park with both of her shots causing me to ejaculate instantly making me laugh an enormous amount, and the first will haunt my nightmares until my dying day.
Voting for QDRPHNC, mainly because they are Not responsible for the first shot.
Sorry Cerys, it's QDRPHNC for me. I'm a sucker for shitposting and that first return was a fantastic example of it.
QDRPHNC
cerys because i cant read
I'm going for Cerys because of the opening serve. Just nail down the wrongness nice an early.
Really tough choice. I think Cerys just nudged it. Brilliant writing in QD's final shot though.
cerys
cerys i think
Cerys, but kudos to QDRPHNC for an incredible round one v hamfist.
cerys
Cerys (although very tempted to vote Quad for annoying the 'no werrrrrrds' crowd)
Cerys has booked her place in the quarter-finals with a 19-6 victory here. Great tournament from QDRPHNC though, and thanks a lot for playing.
Well played (and well deserved), Cerys.
Thankyou, Q - your last shot was a thing of understated beauty, and went some way towards cleansing my brain of the terrible things I had to see while finding source images. For that you have my eternal gratitude.
I rarely vote on these due to often being too thick to understand.
qdrphnc for the 'saddest part is that you' end of 2nd return