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Title: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Crabwalk on May 17, 2020, 12:19:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/PDqYkBb.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: selectivememory on May 17, 2020, 12:32:15 PM
Hahaha. Very strong serve.

Though it is depressing to find out that that Daily Mail front page in the background is real. Somehow even scummier than I'd given them credit for.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 17, 2020, 01:21:04 PM
Lovely stuff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Butchers Blind on May 17, 2020, 01:24:51 PM
Outstanding serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Cerys on May 17, 2020, 02:39:01 PM
Gorgeous!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 17, 2020, 02:39:44 PM
Quote from: selectivememory on May 17, 2020, 12:32:15 PM
Though it is depressing to find out that that Daily Mail front page in the background is real.

Good grief, so it is. You really should get that up on twitter while it's still current, Crabwalk.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 17, 2020, 05:06:15 PM
I don't mind posting it if you tell me what name to credit it to.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Crabwalk on May 17, 2020, 05:33:57 PM
Thanks Johnny, I'm @robcrabwalk and I've just posted it. Feel a bit like I'm sullying the sanctity of the tournament, but feel free to share...
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 17, 2020, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: Crabwalk on May 17, 2020, 05:33:57 PM
Thanks Johnny, I'm @robcrabwalk and I've just posted it. Feel a bit like I'm sullying the sanctity of the tournament, but feel free to share...

Nah, it's worth it to stick it to the Heil. Nice one!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Emma Raducanu on May 18, 2020, 09:24:18 AM
That is       class.

I ❤️ Matt Hancock
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on May 19, 2020, 04:16:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8uk4kcm.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Cerys on May 19, 2020, 04:20:02 AM
That's amazing!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Crabwalk on May 19, 2020, 07:50:45 AM
HOLY FUCK!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: selectivememory on May 19, 2020, 10:55:35 AM
Haha! What a return. What a match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Paul Calf on May 19, 2020, 11:00:22 AM
Still corpsing to fuck at '...come and lick the vegetables with us...".

:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 19, 2020, 12:20:25 PM
SNOM MAG


amazing return.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 19, 2020, 12:31:03 PM
Fuckin awesome stuff chaps.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: pancreas on May 19, 2020, 12:34:18 PM
Advantage PDD. (Slim)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 20, 2020, 06:26:21 AM
Hahaha!

STOP
MOANING
AND
GET ON
WITH IT
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 20, 2020, 11:24:48 AM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 20, 2020, 06:26:21 AM
Hahaha!

STOP
MOANING
AND
GET ON
WITH IT

Just to let you know that was in Crabwalk's serve as well, to avoid any wrongful crediting!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 20, 2020, 02:13:35 PM
Quote from: alan nagsworth on May 20, 2020, 11:24:48 AM
Just to let you know that was in Crabwalk's serve as well, to avoid any wrongful crediting!

Oh, ffs. I am an idiot. Nevermind, it's a great shot for other reasons too.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 21, 2020, 02:45:18 AM
Holy shit, perfect return from pearly there.
Loving every single cell of that.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Crabwalk on May 21, 2020, 10:57:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/e142agC.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: idunnosomename on May 21, 2020, 10:59:40 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: selectivememory on May 21, 2020, 11:00:10 PM
Fuck me, that's amazing. Insanely good match-up this.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: chveik on May 21, 2020, 11:00:29 PM
nice
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 21, 2020, 11:03:01 PM
Oh that's totally ticked all my Kubrick loving boxes.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 21, 2020, 11:41:07 PM
To be honest[nb]would be nice but I'm not going to be[/nb], Crabwalk, I think you could have made more of an effort.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 21, 2020, 11:51:53 PM
Omg
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 22, 2020, 12:50:41 AM
Wow.. shot of the tournament for me that..
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 22, 2020, 01:24:28 AM
And there I was thinking Pearly had it in the bag earlier...
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Cerys on May 22, 2020, 03:11:05 AM
I may be in love.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: kittens on May 22, 2020, 08:16:44 AM
hahaha! the barry one got me. most of those would have stood alone as a great shot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 22, 2020, 01:37:16 PM
Amazing that.
A 9-for-1 meal deal.

"Barry Evans" is truly inspired.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 22, 2020, 01:39:53 PM
That is absolutely incredible. I was literally grinning massively whilst soaking up the detail of each one.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Emma Raducanu on May 22, 2020, 08:37:48 PM
Yeh, what an amazing match so far
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on May 24, 2020, 06:33:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/a3fCDWj.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on May 24, 2020, 06:40:52 PM
I loved the first shot too much to see past it. Sorry Pearly, I have to go Crabwalk.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Butchers Blind on May 24, 2020, 06:41:37 PM
crabwalk great match both.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: chveik on May 24, 2020, 06:42:26 PM
it's crabs
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: QDRPHNC on May 24, 2020, 06:45:13 PM
pearly
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 24, 2020, 06:45:50 PM
Excellent match both. I vote Crabwalk for his incredible second shot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 24, 2020, 07:06:53 PM
taps chin a few times...

Spoiler alert
Pearly's retelling of The Shining is a wonderful piece of work, and the 'come lick the vegetables' line with stay with me for a long time. There's nothing to really separate the second round of shots for me (Graham). So it comes down to Crabwalk's first. a Smashing image, which could exist outside WimbleWrong in social media posts and accompanying think pieces on just how shite the powers that be have been.... So I'm going with the 'right on maaaan' rather than the chuckles here...
[close]

Crabwalk for me
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 24, 2020, 07:07:01 PM
Crabwalk
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: selectivememory on May 24, 2020, 07:09:45 PM
I really loved this match. That opening rally of three shots is one of the best I've ever seen in Wimblewrong. Three great ideas, flawlessly executed, both players working off each other in really imaginative and funny ways. The fourth shot maybe isn't quite as good (although I still liked it a lot), and so on balance it has to be Crabwalk for me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 24, 2020, 07:12:19 PM
crab
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: greencalx on May 24, 2020, 07:17:30 PM
People have been throwing the phrase "shot of the tournament" around a bit too liberally for my liking, given that there's still 14 to go. crabwalk's first in this match must be a contender.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on May 24, 2020, 07:38:21 PM
Crabwalk
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Ferris on May 24, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
Pearly, but that was an amazing round.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 24, 2020, 08:12:34 PM
Crabwalk, great match
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: pancreas on May 24, 2020, 08:13:17 PM
pdd
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on May 24, 2020, 08:24:17 PM
Another amazing game, but Crabwalk wins it for me as I loved both of his shots a huge amount.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: DistressedArea on May 24, 2020, 08:26:53 PM
Crabs.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 24, 2020, 09:17:04 PM
PDD for the Shining parody.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 24, 2020, 09:28:43 PM
Crabwalk has stormed this one. Both shots are amazing. Good efforts from PDD.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Fishfinger on May 24, 2020, 09:34:59 PM
Great return from Pearly, but Crab gets my vote overall.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Chollis on May 24, 2020, 11:57:33 PM
Crabwalk
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Cerys on May 25, 2020, 12:07:43 AM
Yeah, it has to be PDD for The Shining.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: idunnosomename on May 25, 2020, 12:43:13 AM
apologies to pearly but CRABS
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: kittens on May 25, 2020, 09:17:03 PM
crab man
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: selectivememory on May 26, 2020, 06:37:21 PM
Crabwalk has won this encounter between the last two champions, taking it 18-5. Quality match though, and thanks for playing, Pearly.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: Crabwalk Vs Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Post by: Crabwalk on May 26, 2020, 10:19:57 PM
I think Pearly's first reply made me laugh more than any shot I've ever seen here. Not sure I deserve the victory to be honest, but I'll take it. Well played, sir.