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Title: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 17, 2020, 04:57:58 PM
🙂-just-beat-the-devil-out-of-it-😊

(https://i.imgur.com/GNFKPOD.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Cerys on May 17, 2020, 05:03:42 PM
Brilliant serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 17, 2020, 05:07:15 PM
It looks nice but who is Bob?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Chollis on May 17, 2020, 05:08:14 PM
love the BOB Ross. just watching S3 TP for the first time right now!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 17, 2020, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 17, 2020, 05:07:15 PM
It looks nice but who is Bob?

From Twin Peaks, Killer BOB - an evil spirit that inhabits and takes control of people.

Fun fact - The actor who played BOB also perished in 1995... Coincidence?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 17, 2020, 05:14:44 PM
Ah, thanks. I still haven't seen Twin Peaks, although I did recognise that flooring.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: rue the polywhirl on May 17, 2020, 05:14:47 PM
Fantastic opener. Love it. *wooo applause*.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 17, 2020, 07:00:19 PM
Great serve
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 19, 2020, 03:13:50 PM
hueeeergghhhffffucknows?!?!?!

(https://i.imgur.com/7G33FrS.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Cerys on May 19, 2020, 03:35:49 PM
Ooh, nice one!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Delete Delete Delete on May 19, 2020, 04:13:26 PM
Haha love the meta stuff, the hog and spoons. Lovely stuff.
also good name for a pub. The Hog and Spoons.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Crabwalk on May 19, 2020, 08:43:43 PM
Lovely stuff
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 21, 2020, 01:33:47 AM
Drink full and descend!

(https://i.imgur.com/8Y43YVx.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Cerys on May 21, 2020, 01:47:38 AM
That is all kinds of wonderful.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on May 21, 2020, 01:59:20 AM
Amazing. Possibly the perfect response to the shot that preceded it.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 21, 2020, 06:30:31 AM
In hindsight using someone's Blender creation against them was not the smartest idea.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 21, 2020, 11:11:13 AM
Woof!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Crabwalk on May 21, 2020, 11:35:36 AM
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on May 21, 2020, 06:30:31 AM
In hindsight using someone's Blender creation against them was not the smartest idea.

Ha ha!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: pancreas on May 21, 2020, 01:30:50 PM
I feel Sploff may have sacrificed himself for the good of the match. But I rest in hope.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 21, 2020, 03:54:13 PM
Wow stunning shot!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 21, 2020, 08:30:26 PM
gorgeous
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: idunnosomename on May 21, 2020, 11:00:25 PM
oh baby!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 23, 2020, 11:07:41 AM
ffffffuuuu...........

(https://i.imgur.com/wtp72em.jpg)


thanks to hedge for letting me use his realSonic model, thus making this pointless final shot possible
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on May 23, 2020, 11:27:59 AM
Great match. I thought Ploff had the advantage after the first exchange of shots, but there's not much anyone could have done in the face of hedgehog90's second shot. Too good.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on May 23, 2020, 11:33:19 AM
Being a Twin Peaks obsessive this is my favourite match of the tournament, and both of Ploff's shots were superb, in any normal year they would have easily got my vote, but Hedgehog 90 has produced some moments of sublime and hilarious beauty here and so I'm voting for him.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Butchers Blind on May 23, 2020, 11:42:01 AM
hedgehog.  Good match from both though.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Absorb the anus burn on May 23, 2020, 11:44:33 AM
Hedge.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 23, 2020, 11:59:13 AM
Who is the man holding the creature I won't name in case I accidentally cast my vote? It's the same guy holding the paintbrush, right?

And the red character in the final shot?

And what is the significance of the spoons? Actually, forget this one. I are being thick.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: kittens on May 23, 2020, 12:13:05 PM
Hedge Hog Ninety
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 23, 2020, 12:13:27 PM
Ploff you came extremely close, as both your efforts were excellent, but as someone who knows the sting of being (deservedly) wiped out by a single shot, I too have to cast my vote for hedgey's stellar and unbeatable second.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 23, 2020, 12:14:40 PM
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 23, 2020, 11:59:13 AM
Who is the man holding the creature I won't name in case I accidentally cast my vote? It's the same guy holding the paintbrush, right?

Yep, it's Bob Ross.

QuoteAnd the red character in the final shot?

Ugandan Knuckles (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ugandan-knuckles)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 23, 2020, 12:30:24 PM
Hog90
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 23, 2020, 12:31:17 PM
Quote from: alan nagsworth on May 23, 2020, 12:14:40 PM
Yep, it's Bob Ross.

Ugandan Knuckles (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ugandan-knuckles)

ha Ugandan knuckles, close relative of Guinea-Bissau Rambo
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Ferris on May 23, 2020, 12:37:32 PM
Loved Kyle MacLachlan/Eggman in top left of Sploff's first, but introducing real.sonic? What were you thinking?!

Great stuff, but another vote for ninety hedge hogs here
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 23, 2020, 12:40:37 PM
Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on May 23, 2020, 11:33:19 AM
Being a Twin Peaks obsessive this is my favourite match of the tournament,

Same, absolutely loved every shot of this. Also one of the few matches where I understood all of the references. Spoon played a good one but my vote goes to hedgehog.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 23, 2020, 12:50:24 PM
Quote from: alan nagsworth on May 23, 2020, 12:14:40 PM
Yep, it's Bob Ross.

Ugandan Knuckles (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ugandan-knuckles)

Thanks. No wonder I couldn't work out what the fuck was going on. Turns out I'm old but also not old enough.

Links for anyone else who's confused:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2018/02/09/ugandan-knuckles-do-you-know-de-wey-meme-explained/307575002/ (Ad blocker friendly)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Emma Raducanu on May 23, 2020, 12:58:17 PM
hedgehog
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: greencalx on May 23, 2020, 01:12:35 PM
As usual I got hardly any of the references but I got a lot out of hedge's shots nevertheless, which is no mean feat.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Fishfinger on May 23, 2020, 01:48:40 PM
Fantastic match. Hoggy.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Cerys on May 23, 2020, 01:51:34 PM
Hedgehog's second shot wins my vote.  If it weren't for that I'd be finding it impossible to decide.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 23, 2020, 02:10:04 PM
Hedgehog had calmly destroyed you.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: chveik on May 23, 2020, 02:16:37 PM
hedge
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 23, 2020, 05:27:53 PM
h90
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: QDRPHNC on May 23, 2020, 06:52:21 PM
hedgehog
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: idunnosomename on May 23, 2020, 08:57:32 PM
hog but this round another superb dose of lynching
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Crabwalk on May 23, 2020, 11:23:10 PM
It's too close for the hog to landslide it, so Ploff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: rue the polywhirl on May 23, 2020, 11:45:46 PM
Hedgehog90 for.... THE RETURN. And also for the pilot opener.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 24, 2020, 12:07:25 AM
Ploff
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 24, 2020, 10:43:50 AM
Well, I think I understand the references now but it turns out it's absolutely no help in deciding because all the shots are so damn good. I think I'll choose Sploff because of my belief that there's a slight advantage to the player who serves.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on May 24, 2020, 02:53:22 PM
hedgehog90
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 24, 2020, 08:10:33 PM
Hodgeheg
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on May 25, 2020, 11:12:44 AM
hedgehog90 is the first player into the semis with a 21-3 victory over his old rival. Great game from both though, and thanks for playing, S'Ploff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: hedgehog90 on May 26, 2020, 03:15:54 AM
I must confess I feel a little guilty.
After 2 memorable and exciting rounds together in the great Wimblewrong of 2017, I was really looking forward to sparring once again with such a worthy opponent.
But I played a dirty trick... I knew that Sploff wasn't a big fan of Twin Peaks beforehand so I based our entire match around it.
I intentionally set him up to fail. And he failed. Hard.
All I can say is I regret this outcome and I emphatically apologize for completely thrashing him (again*).

* For the third time in a row to be precise.

PS - myself, Sploff and a handful of other cabbers are going to be watching the season 2 finale tonight (Tuesday) at around 9:50pm via a live streaming service, and in 2 weeks we'll be starting season 3. If anyone fancies joining us send me a PM.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 26, 2020, 12:46:47 PM
Don't feel guilt hodgeheg90. I watched all the Twin Peaks when they were first broadcast, later bought the VHS releases (up to the point in series two where it nosedived into a swamp of shit), and finished up with Fire Walk With Me.

My downfall was entirely of my own making. I should have saved real sonic for my final shot when you would not have been able to respond with your prized asset. I was too caught up in my own hubris, and did not think you could muster such a fine return in just three days. Only too late did I discover that some c*nt had already build a convincing Red Room set for Blender.

SO feel no guilt, hadgehig90... feel only shame that when gifted such an open goal you failed to obtain a clean sweep of the votes... that is a truly pitiful effort. I can't imagine Miles. Cerys, Crabwalk or a host of other players getting anything less than a perfect score in similar circumstances.

I look forward to your complete annihilation in the next round.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Quarter-Final: hedgehog90 vs Spoon of Ploff
Post by: pancreas on May 26, 2020, 07:00:26 PM
Now that's a proper concession speech.