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Title: Wimbewrong 2020: Quarter Final - kittens vs Miles - NSFW
Post by: kittens on May 18, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/nD0gMYh/Finished.png)
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 18, 2020, 07:10:25 PM
sweet jesus
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Post by: Cerys on May 18, 2020, 07:14:43 PM
Yargh!
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Post by: pancreas on May 18, 2020, 07:24:25 PM
errmmm...
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 18, 2020, 07:26:26 PM
why is he a turkey?
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Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 18, 2020, 07:48:46 PM
Amazing, I have a milky tear in my..
Title: Re: Wimbewrong 2020: Quarter Final - kittens vs Miles - NSFW
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 19, 2020, 12:42:02 AM
kittens


My love for Cowell wrongs is too strong.
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Post by: Miles on May 20, 2020, 11:49:09 PM
*Ce que j'ai fait*

(https://gdurl.com/Lwl2)
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Post by: Cerys on May 21, 2020, 12:16:20 AM
And bang goes any chance I had of sleeping tonight.
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Post by: pancreas on May 21, 2020, 01:32:16 PM
Wow that's good.
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 21, 2020, 03:53:19 PM
Woah, so good.
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Post by: kittens on May 21, 2020, 06:12:51 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/yh2mxXK/download-1.png)
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 21, 2020, 07:15:26 PM
Oi oi, lovely return.
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Post by: hedgehog90 on May 21, 2020, 07:26:48 PM
kittens plays a blinder.
Excellent shot.
Title: Re: Wimbewrong 2020: Quarter Final - kittens vs Miles - NSFW
Post by: idunnosomename on May 21, 2020, 11:03:03 PM
thats gonna take some beating
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Post by: Cerys on May 22, 2020, 03:10:04 AM
Wow!
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 22, 2020, 09:02:33 AM
That is fantastic. Did you draw/paint the main image?
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Post by: kittens on May 22, 2020, 09:17:51 AM
i did
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Post by: Crabwalk on May 22, 2020, 10:35:47 AM
Superb stuff
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 22, 2020, 01:40:32 PM
Quote from: kittens on May 22, 2020, 09:17:51 AM
i did

It's really, really good.
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 22, 2020, 05:23:13 PM
Love that book cover
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Post by: Miles on May 23, 2020, 07:36:59 PM
*Phhht*

(https://gdurl.com/4I3J7)

Cheers kittens!
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 23, 2020, 07:39:40 PM
Stunning

Miles 2 - 1 Kitten
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 23, 2020, 07:50:14 PM
Fantastic. Miles wins it for me though. "I Cannot Stand And I Must Drive" made me laugh.
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 23, 2020, 07:50:58 PM
Miles
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Post by: chveik on May 23, 2020, 08:00:58 PM
Miles
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Post by: selectivememory on May 23, 2020, 08:02:49 PM
Um... tough one. I think it was advantage kittens after his second shot, but Miles' final one is stunning.
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Post by: Fishfinger on May 23, 2020, 08:06:19 PM
I love the detail in Miles' last, but am going kittensy overall.
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Post by: greencalx on May 23, 2020, 08:18:38 PM
Difficult difficult lemon difficult. Thought there was no way for Miles to recover, but that last shot was fantastic. I think kittens just edged it.
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Post by: Ferris on May 23, 2020, 08:24:47 PM
As much as I loved Miles' second (the imperative "I cannot stand and I must drive" was a fucking brilliant bit of writing), I have to give it to kittens for his 2nd and introducing the theme so well.

Round of the tournament for me, Clive.
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Post by: idunnosomename on May 23, 2020, 08:55:17 PM
kittens because i love the dedication to laying the boot into walliams. also hideous cunt neck
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Post by: Crabwalk on May 23, 2020, 09:09:18 PM
I thought Kittens had won it with his sublime second. But Miles has pulled one out to rank among his greatest shots there. So Miles by a smidgen.
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Post by: Small Man Big Horse on May 23, 2020, 09:19:33 PM
Kittens has had his best tournament yet and deserves credit for not massively cheating for once, but he's met his match in Miles with both of his shots being sublime.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 23, 2020, 09:29:25 PM
kittens
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 23, 2020, 09:51:54 PM
My heart says kittens, but my head (e.g. glans) says Miles
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Post by: DistressedArea on May 23, 2020, 10:01:24 PM
Miles
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Post by: Butchers Blind on May 23, 2020, 10:07:51 PM
Great second shot from kittens but miles just edges it.  Well done both.
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Post by: rue the polywhirl on May 23, 2020, 10:10:39 PM
kittens more laughs and the second shot is a delight.
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Post by: Wonderful Butternut on May 23, 2020, 10:54:28 PM
Well shit, this is hard.

I think kittens for the 2nd shot.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 23, 2020, 11:58:15 PM
kittens


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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 23, 2020, 11:58:37 PM
some cheatin'
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Post by: DrGreggles on May 24, 2020, 12:00:13 AM
Kittens said vote for him
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Post by: Birdie on May 24, 2020, 12:01:57 AM
Kittens for the win
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Post by: Rizla on May 24, 2020, 12:03:17 AM
Kittens is the winner
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 24, 2020, 12:03:25 AM
sorry, kittens
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Post by: pancreas on May 24, 2020, 12:05:40 AM
Miles for the first.
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 24, 2020, 12:06:38 AM
alright, sorry, back to my original vote for Miles then.

jesus
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Post by: selectivememory on May 24, 2020, 12:06:49 AM
Quote from: BlodwynPig on May 23, 2020, 11:58:37 PM
some cheatin'

Lol. This is all you lot in the zoom meets isn't it?
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Post by: selectivememory on May 24, 2020, 12:07:37 AM
Blodders, I trust you. Tell me whose votes I should discount.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 24, 2020, 12:08:19 AM
My vote is legit. Kittens 2nd was the one that made me laugh. He has my vote.
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Post by: Cerys on May 24, 2020, 01:06:34 AM
I can't decide.  Both brilliant players.
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Post by: kittens on May 24, 2020, 01:39:18 AM
to my shame i must admit i did mention this competition on the zoom meet-up. the votes for me that would need to be reviewed are from drgreggles, birdie and rizla. i am addicted to subterfuge and cannot reasonably be blamed.
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Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 24, 2020, 09:50:01 AM
hmm

Spoiler alert
kittens second shot was my fav of the match, but Miles overall performance is better (for me (Clint)). so an impasse has been reached .. but...that kittens has form for vote rigging so I can't in good conscience pick him
[close]


vote Miles
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 24, 2020, 09:53:02 AM
Quote from: kittens on May 24, 2020, 01:39:18 AM
to my shame i must admit i did mention this competition on the zoom meet-up. the votes for me that would need to be reviewed are from drgreggles, birdie and rizla. i am addicted to subterfuge and cannot reasonably be blamed.

sorry for dobbing you in, friend...there can't be one rule for Kittens and another for Dom Cummings.
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Post by: greencalx on May 24, 2020, 10:46:57 AM
The rules on voting are silent on any principle of fair play.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 24, 2020, 10:55:59 AM
kittens's second shot is fantastic but overall Miles's shots impressed me the most. 'All reets reserved' :-D
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 24, 2020, 11:45:47 AM
kittens played a blinder in the second shot but ultimately he is a cheating scumbag, and overall I think Miles played a stronger game.
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Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 24, 2020, 01:15:54 PM
Miles
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Post by: Chollis on May 24, 2020, 02:02:49 PM
kittens for the painting
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Post by: Old Thrashbarg on May 24, 2020, 03:09:48 PM
Miles
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Post by: hedgehog90 on May 24, 2020, 05:04:40 PM
Has to be kittens for the second shot.
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Post by: His Name Is Death on May 24, 2020, 05:54:35 PM
kittens
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on May 24, 2020, 06:43:22 PM
kittens
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Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 24, 2020, 08:20:49 PM
Miles, final shot is class.
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Post by: selectivememory on May 25, 2020, 07:46:32 PM
Miles is into the semis, winning this match 17-15[nb]Or 12 for kittens, depending on whether or not you think a certain three of his votes should have counted; doesn't matter now though as Miles won it regardless, and I'm just relieved I didn't have to make an awkward decision one way or the other.[/nb].
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Post by: kittens on May 25, 2020, 07:56:46 PM
a well deserved win even against my well-documented underhanded tactics. totally outclassed in every respect by that last shot. congrats to the big M
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Post by: Crabwalk on May 25, 2020, 08:31:11 PM
Miles edged this match but you've been magnificent this year, kittens. I think your Walliams cover would've won most finals.
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Post by: Miles on May 25, 2020, 10:08:21 PM
Cheers kittens, that was jolly good fun, and I am shocked at the outcome.