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Title: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on October 16, 2020, 04:45:18 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/4DJqoLn.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: selectivememory on October 16, 2020, 04:59:37 PM
I love it. Shot of the tournament so far for me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Crabwalk on October 16, 2020, 05:52:32 PM
That is fantastic!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: rue the polywhirl on October 16, 2020, 06:38:00 PM
That shot is deliriously good. Best of luck, other team!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Lordofthefiles on October 16, 2020, 08:03:37 PM
Superb shot!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 16, 2020, 09:12:06 PM
Absolutely nuts, I think I get it...but also not so sure.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 16, 2020, 09:23:56 PM
Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 16, 2020, 09:12:06 PM
Absolutely nuts, I think I get it...but also not so sure.
I had to go googling
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Cerys on October 17, 2020, 03:27:59 AM
Never was a naked Boris so justified.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Johnny Yesno on October 17, 2020, 01:57:00 PM
Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 16, 2020, 09:23:56 PM
I had to go googling

Same. I've not seen Space Jam. Now I know where the rabbit is from. Great shot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: The Mollusk on October 17, 2020, 06:10:21 PM
ugh

(https://i.imgur.com/Iak0KGY.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: selectivememory on October 17, 2020, 06:21:27 PM
Big laugh. Loving this match so far.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 17, 2020, 08:51:56 PM
Oh man. I fucking love Wimblewrong. Imagine trying to explain that opening shot to someone not on CaB, and then trying to explain that someone has to return it.

Massive hat tip to the opener. I've never seen the like.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 17, 2020, 09:17:48 PM
I feel like a dummy, amazing shots, but not getting the references (plz help).
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: rue the polywhirl on October 17, 2020, 09:24:36 PM
In 1997 there was a radio series called Blue Jam. In 2000 there was a TV series called Jam. In 1996 there was a film called Space Jam.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 17, 2020, 09:35:50 PM
a kind soul has put several episodes of Blue Jam on YouTube. The first shot contains an adaptation of the opening monologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUePblNU860&t=1140s
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 17, 2020, 10:14:29 PM
Or download Jam. They all started with a weird monologue welcoming people In Jam.

Quote
When roped to concrete, and noose your bauble,
For car-powered head divorce.
Then find your scheme all twunted by a Honda.
And when all your taxi journeys come to this.
Then welcome.
Mmmm.
Ooh, astonishing sod ape, welcome.
In Jam.

"Astonishing sod ape" has been lodged in my brain for decades.

Pearly's serve is as good a parody of or homage to a Jam opening as I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: The Mollusk on October 17, 2020, 10:20:38 PM
How the fuck have none of you seen Space Jam
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 17, 2020, 11:00:15 PM
Never seen Space Jam, didn't really like Jam, never listened to Blue Jam. Shit Chris Morris fan-site member basically.


Wait, was Chris Morris involved with Space Jam as well?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Cerys on October 18, 2020, 02:59:10 AM
I have The Fear.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 18, 2020, 08:05:24 AM
Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 17, 2020, 11:00:15 PM
Never seen Space Jam, didn't really like Jam, never listened to Blue Jam. Shit Chris Morris fan-site member basically.


Wait, was Chris Morris involved with Space Jam as well?

He was the lead.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Mr Farenheit on October 18, 2020, 12:55:52 PM
fwaaauurgh (shivers)

(https://i.imgur.com/SUuy5Xx.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: selectivememory on October 18, 2020, 02:25:00 PM
My god...
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 18, 2020, 05:28:13 PM
This Is amazing
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 18, 2020, 06:20:44 PM
Cracking match so far.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Lordofthefiles on October 19, 2020, 12:12:55 AM
*rubs eyes in disbelief*

Is this the best game ever?!

Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: bgmnts on October 19, 2020, 12:14:50 AM
Absolutely stonking Blue Jam reference. Proper reading that in Moriss' voice!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Cerys on October 19, 2020, 02:02:47 AM
Yikes!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 19, 2020, 05:49:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/YKGS1eF.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: The Mollusk on October 19, 2020, 05:55:33 PM
Hahaha yesss, excellent. I've loved this match, great shots from all of us.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on October 19, 2020, 06:04:18 PM
Very close but L'escargot
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: selectivememory on October 19, 2020, 06:07:52 PM
Great match, great shots all round. However, I have to give it to Pearly and Team E. Smith for that exceptional serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 19, 2020, 06:55:55 PM
Match of the tournament so far, but Team E. Smith for the serve.

I am minded to deduct points from each team for the fact that it's not immediately obvious from member names who is in which team.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on October 19, 2020, 07:17:54 PM
Beautifully distressing stuff from everyone, but Team E. Smith also gets my vote due to that fantastic serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: chveik on October 19, 2020, 07:20:04 PM
t e smith
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 19, 2020, 07:45:17 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 19, 2020, 06:55:55 PM
Match of the tournament so far, but Team E. Smith for the serve.

I am minded to deduct points from each team for the fact that it's not immediately obvious from member names who is in which team.
Mollusk. Garlic. Francophone character. C'mon!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 19, 2020, 07:49:55 PM
Team E. Smith. The serve and return were both next level. Dangerous team for anyone to face. Great match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Johnny Yesno on October 19, 2020, 07:56:39 PM
Team E. Smith. I won't sleep tonight.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: rue the polywhirl on October 19, 2020, 08:51:19 PM
Team E. Smith

Is a bit of a strange match because in some ways it was pretty much clinched with the power of the out-of-this-world opening serve and then the following posts tended to erm... get stuck in a particular 'rabbit hole'.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 19, 2020, 10:35:59 PM
Quote from: rue the polywhirl on October 19, 2020, 08:51:19 PM
Team E. Smith

Is a bit of a strange match because in some ways it was pretty much clinched with the power of the out-of-this-world opening serve and then the following posts tended to erm... get stuck in a particular 'rabbit hole'.

To me it was an unanswerable serve. I'd have been fucked if I had to return that one.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Cerys on October 20, 2020, 06:18:31 AM
I can't decide.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Fishfinger on October 20, 2020, 10:50:10 AM
Brill and horrible. Team E. Smith.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 20, 2020, 12:04:03 PM
I like how quickly this match escalated to full anuses.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Lordofthefiles on October 20, 2020, 12:11:20 PM
Team E. Smith both serve and 2nd shot were brilliant.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 20, 2020, 12:53:58 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on October 20, 2020, 12:04:03 PM
I like how quickly this match escalated to full anuses.
Hey I had a Space Jam parody in mind but the third shot went all vulgar and arse-related
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on October 20, 2020, 01:01:20 PM
Team E.Smith
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: touchingcloth on October 20, 2020, 03:03:53 PM
Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 20, 2020, 12:53:58 PM
Hey I had a Space Jam parody in mind but the third shot went all vulgar and arse-related

You don't need to apologise, I've been wanking all day to those lovely anuses.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Crabwalk on October 20, 2020, 03:52:19 PM
What a fucking match. Team E. Smith get the vote though.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: selectivememory on October 21, 2020, 06:07:31 PM
That's three points on the board for Team E. Smith, who have won this match 11-1. The scoreline doesn't reflect how good all four shots were, but it was always going to be tough for L'escargot after that sensational serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: The Mollusk on October 21, 2020, 11:03:15 PM
We wuz robbed
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: Mr Farenheit on October 24, 2020, 04:33:02 AM
Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on October 20, 2020, 12:53:58 PM
Hey I had a Space Jam parody in mind but the third shot went all vulgar and arse-related

Well I was going to do a Looney Tunes parody until the second shot went all vulgar!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles 2020, Round 2: Team E. Smith vs. L'escargot
Post by: The Mollusk on October 24, 2020, 07:29:54 PM
Well I just want to see a Tory get gang fucked by cartoon basketball aliens so that's what I did