Cook'd and Bomb'd

Forums => H.S. Art => Wimblewrong 2021 => Topic started by: The Mollusk on November 05, 2020, 04:36:01 PM

Title: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: The Mollusk on November 05, 2020, 04:36:01 PM
kerspunk!

(https://i.imgur.com/5IvqBxC.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on November 05, 2020, 05:34:24 PM
Courageous subject matter given how fluid the situation is on the political ground right now.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: The Mollusk on November 05, 2020, 05:41:57 PM
I'm a brave widdle boy
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 05, 2020, 05:48:42 PM
I can tell that that's a female kitten, as I've recently been researching the topic of sexing kittens for masturbatory purposes because we got a couple of new ones recently. You can tell it's a girl because the urethra plus vulva look like a lowercase "i", fun fact.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on November 05, 2020, 06:59:24 PM
Shouldn't be sexting kittens.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on November 07, 2020, 04:34:16 PM
THIS IS THE MEOWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(https://i.imgur.com/TxyVzza.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 07, 2020, 05:54:30 PM
Yes mate! Go on, my son! Break their fucking legs!

No, seriously. Break their fucking legs, I'm not even joking. I want you to walk up to them, and BREAK their legs using something like a big HAMMER.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 09, 2020, 11:02:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qMhDA83.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on November 10, 2020, 02:23:58 AM
Great shots so far. Looking forward to the conclusion.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 11, 2020, 08:54:47 AM
Lsssssssssssstweforgetahhhhh


(https://i.imgur.com/Xc0jNhz.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on November 11, 2020, 11:06:56 AM
Very close one, but I think A Touch of Ploff were just a little bit better overall.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 11, 2020, 11:58:54 AM
L'escargo for the opening shot. That kitten looks unhappy, as well it should be being made to wear that hat.

Nice Morris reference in the return.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Crabwalk on November 11, 2020, 12:01:42 PM
Tight as a cat's anus, but A Touch of Ploff edge it for me, mainly for the final shot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Fishfinger on November 11, 2020, 03:36:36 PM
Love the opening shot, but Ploff overall.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: chveik on November 11, 2020, 03:58:42 PM
touchploff
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Lordofthefiles on November 11, 2020, 04:22:18 PM
Good game, good game.

A Touch of Ploff edged it with the last shot (the vicious leg breaking bastads!!)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on November 11, 2020, 07:19:52 PM
Head say L'escargot, heart says T'Ploff
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 11, 2020, 07:42:55 PM
A Touch of Ploff
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on November 11, 2020, 08:57:14 PM
Close one, but the last shot is resonating with me the least, so I'll go with L'escargot.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: pancreas on November 12, 2020, 12:45:30 AM
Cloth's was my favourite this round. I vote again for the Romulan Ambassador T'Ploff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Cerys on November 12, 2020, 02:48:32 AM
L'escargot for Biden's vacuum cleaner demise.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Mr Farenheit on November 12, 2020, 06:32:07 AM
Close one but Ploff just shaded it overall for me
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Dr Trouser on November 12, 2020, 10:46:27 AM
Ploff - mainly for the last shot which was an assault on several of the senses
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on November 12, 2020, 10:14:53 PM
L'escargot by the thinnest of margins for the only uncensored mammalian genitalia in this round.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on November 13, 2020, 10:26:46 AM
A Touch of Ploff take all the points, winning this one 10-4.

Thanks for playing, L'escargot. This was your last group stage match, and unfortunately you have been eliminated from the competition.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on November 13, 2020, 10:36:06 AM
RIP The Mollusck.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 13, 2020, 01:15:39 PM
Disgusted.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 13, 2020, 07:01:56 PM
When Sploff messaged me to say "Poirot's Irish - maybe do something with that?" we knew a bit of the old casual bigotry would win over the voting scum of this parish.

I hear you're a racist now?

Yes.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 13, 2020, 07:41:13 PM
Wow, fuck you.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on November 13, 2020, 10:22:52 PM
Tans gonna Tan, obviously.

I was going to describe the last shot as a load of random shit that had nothing to do with the rest of the game, but I thought that'd be dickish. Plus I was shit at Wimblewrong myself, so what would I know? Transpires I was right. Lesson is, next time be a dick.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 13, 2020, 11:06:08 PM
To dissect the frog, it was a load of random shit, but it tied in the general beige-ness of our bold new world of Starmer and Biden, the hoovering of Biden, the Irish Kamala tangent, the leg breaking, and the cat anus. I saw it as an homage to the game, with some zeitgeist in the form of the Four Seasons, the vested man, and Nazi Tom.

Truth be told I didn't have a strong single concept for the shot so went with a more is more approach. And, incidentally, if you'd have said it was a load of random unrelated shit during the voting I wouldn't have thought it was dickish - it's a photoshop pastiche of Wimbledon, for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: The Mollusk on November 14, 2020, 10:02:19 AM
Outside of Poirots' dismay with this result I am just too burnt out by this whole year and my life in general to mind at all. Plus I thought it was a good game and the other team deserved the win. I'm sure the added detail about the PM to make an Irish joke was less brash than how it was jokingly presented but ... blah I dunno I can't even be arsed to finish this post. As I said, good game.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 14, 2020, 10:24:56 AM
Oh yeah, way less brash, I'm just amusing myself an inordinate amount by being in character as a football lads yob, as if anyone would be arsed enough about photoshop tennis to sledge their opponents and break their legs. I might turn my attention to SM next, cos the referee's a dick head.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on November 14, 2020, 11:18:47 AM
I'd like to apologize to L'escargot, and especially Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. Singling out someone's nationality as a means of attack, even as a bit of PM bantz is not on really.

And with this coming after my shot from the last round, which was something I'd never come within a mile of producing during a normal WimbleWrong, I'm going to withdraw from the doubles tournament. Somethings not right.

Sorry touchingcloth. Hopefully you can find a replacement.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 14, 2020, 11:43:01 AM
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on November 14, 2020, 11:18:47 AM
I'd like to apologize to L'escargot, and especially Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. Singling out someone's nationality as a means of attack, even as a bit of PM bantz is not on really.
Thank you.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on November 14, 2020, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on November 14, 2020, 11:18:47 AM
And with this coming after my shot from the last round, which was something I'd never come within a mile of producing during a normal WimbleWrong, I'm going to withdraw from the doubles tournament.

Sorry if I made you feel bad about that shot. For whatever reason, I just found it grossed me out, but it was more of a visceral reaction than anything rational. It was definitely in the spirit of Wimblewrong and plenty of other shots have gone way further than that, and I do think it probably won you that match overall anyway, in spite of my grumbling.

Sorry you're dropping out. If anyone else wants to step in, including Poirot or Mollusk if they fancy it, please let me know. We have a little more time before the next round gets going, and there are other options if we can't find a replacement, but hopefully someone will want to play.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 14, 2020, 12:25:29 PM
Can we say that L'escargot take the win from this round? And apologies from me for a joke gone very wrong, firstly to Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, and also to Spoon of Ploff who shares no blame for my dick headery.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 14, 2020, 12:33:05 PM
Score is 10-4. 10 people thought you were the better team.

Quote from: touchingcloth on November 14, 2020, 12:25:29 PM
And apologies from me for a joke gone very wrong, firstly to Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, and also to Spoon of Ploff who shares no blame for my dick headery.
Thank you.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 14, 2020, 12:35:38 PM
For a shot which was basically CaB bingo with no strong theme. I'm not proud, I've spoiled things for my team mate, you guys are the worthy winners.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: The Mollusk on November 14, 2020, 12:37:59 PM
Blimey, just after having a sudden fit of emotion telling my partner how much 2020 has chipped away at me and having a cry, I see these comments. This year has had a fucking unfathomably weird effect on us all in so many different ways. We're all quite clearly feeling more fragile or tense or unhinged than usual (and that certainly isn't an attempt to discount Poirots' feeling of discrimination by lumping it in with a bunch of other feelings of general malaise and fatigue, I hope that's abundantly clear).

I love this forum and I love this tournament but this is one of the things that right now I just don't feel is right for me. I can't explain why, y head is just in a weird pace right now. Sometimes if you've got a lot going on in your personal life or just your mental state then you need to step back from a couple of things to free up some space and breathe. I've enjoyed taking part in this doubles tournament but I don't really feel like I wish to proceed with it either, as part of another team or accepting a victory here (which I don't think is right). I hope it's possible for the tournament to continue and I think cloth and Ploff should continue if they feel up to it.

Much love to you all.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 14, 2020, 12:41:23 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on November 14, 2020, 12:35:38 PM
For a shot which was basically CaB bingo with no strong theme.
Look, leave aside everything from the end of the last page and the start of this page - people obviously like CaB bingo. They probably liked President Cobweb too. It's a nice gesture but I don't want to be handed a win when the game wasn't even close.

I appreciate you reaching out to me in PM and both of you for apologising in thread. I hope you can continue either as a team or with a new partner.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on November 14, 2020, 01:02:53 PM
Yeah, we'll let the result stand. As far as the rest of the tournament goes, if we can't find a replacement for the next match, there are a couple of options that I have in mind that I'll get into later.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: touchingcloth on November 14, 2020, 01:36:43 PM
Thanks to the Escargot for being so charitable, but I think there's only so far that blame can be laid with the collective madness of 2020.

I think I'd be happy to play on, or to cede my place to a solo Sploff if he wanted, or to any other player. Basically whatever is least work for SM. And if anyone wants to break my legs I will take my broken fibula with good grace.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
Post by: selectivememory on November 14, 2020, 02:46:26 PM
Yeah, if you want to play on, that would be the simplest thing. I think if no one wants to step up to replace S'Ploff in this round, you could play both shots, and then should you qualify for the final, hopefully someone from one of the eliminated teams can step in to play that match with you.