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Title: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Dr Trouser on July 05, 2021, 10:22:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JaGagDo.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: DoesNotFollow on July 05, 2021, 10:46:55 AM
Feeling so out of my depth having made it this far.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Cerys on July 05, 2021, 11:20:33 AM
I think you might be going to Hell, Dr T.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: selectivememory on July 05, 2021, 11:52:51 AM
I was already laughing, and that was before I spotted Phil the Greek in the bushes. Wonderful serve.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: chveik on July 05, 2021, 02:06:59 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Cuellar on July 05, 2021, 04:12:18 PM
Jesus!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on July 05, 2021, 08:12:17 PM
fuck my eyes
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on July 05, 2021, 08:31:33 PM
Delightfully disrespectful
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: mothman on July 05, 2021, 08:44:53 PM
I'm not sure terrifies me more, this image or how the dread Trout will respond.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: machotrouts on July 08, 2021, 10:21:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qr8wJjM.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: selectivememory on July 08, 2021, 10:36:22 AM
Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Dr Trouser on July 08, 2021, 10:42:57 AM
fuck me that is good, i'm laughing my tits off
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: pancreas on July 08, 2021, 12:14:22 PM
I think machotrouts has just overloaded Wimblewrong.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on July 08, 2021, 12:42:28 PM
"unless... i win BY DEFAULT"
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on July 08, 2021, 01:27:52 PM
Fuck. Me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 08, 2021, 01:40:31 PM
Excellent match so far
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: GoblinAhFuckScary on July 08, 2021, 01:48:09 PM
fucking TIGHT game so far
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Cuellar on July 08, 2021, 01:48:35 PM
This is a hell of a game


clive?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Ferris on July 08, 2021, 02:00:35 PM
Impressively disrespectful, having to really dig deep there. Excellent round so far.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Paul Calf on July 08, 2021, 03:09:31 PM
And 6-year-old machtrouts is cute as a button.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on July 08, 2021, 04:06:06 PM
Only seen the opening image so far,

Finding a comfy chair so I can enjoy this properly
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on July 08, 2021, 04:09:55 PM
Shit

How am I going to vote in this! One of you better drop the ball next shot
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Chedney Honks on July 08, 2021, 04:22:33 PM
I honestly don't know what to say about the match-up vs information. I thought I was possibly the king of affectionate zing but that's one of the most offensive things I've ever seen. My jaw dropped. Amazing work.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: chveik on July 08, 2021, 05:39:33 PM
amazing
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on July 08, 2021, 05:49:22 PM
I JUST SAW THE BALLS IN DIANA'S MOUTH
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Dr Trouser on July 08, 2021, 06:36:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hEE1C1y.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on July 08, 2021, 06:57:49 PM
woah........
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Cuellar on July 08, 2021, 07:44:58 PM
....
jesus
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on July 08, 2021, 09:08:19 PM
SWEET JESUS
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: WhoMe on July 08, 2021, 09:24:56 PM
Fully on board this joyride into the fiery embrace of Hell.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: SpiderChrist on July 08, 2021, 09:51:03 PM
I have just laughed so much my cock went up the dog's arsehole.

Amazing stuff
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Chairman Yang on July 08, 2021, 10:00:20 PM
fucking hell
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: mothman on July 08, 2021, 10:18:57 PM
Fuck me sideways with a white Fiat Uno. I think we're all going to hell for this.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: idunnosomename on July 08, 2021, 10:25:45 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on July 08, 2021, 11:36:25 PM
I can only assume machotrouts is going to sensitively steer this match back into the realms of good taste.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Cerys on July 09, 2021, 12:06:56 AM
I have just laughed myself into a prolapse.  Again.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: sevendaughters on July 09, 2021, 12:16:15 AM
fuck me this is the best one
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Chollis on July 09, 2021, 09:59:57 AM
oh christ
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: bgmnts on July 09, 2021, 01:55:02 PM
Good god.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: greencalx on July 10, 2021, 04:02:50 PM
Quote from: Old Thrashbarg on July 08, 2021, 11:36:25 PM
I can only assume machotrouts is going to sensitively steer this match back into the realms of good taste.

I hope not. This is really on my level.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Bernice on July 10, 2021, 09:44:25 PM
Holy hell.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: machotrouts on July 11, 2021, 06:36:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5I1xw55.png)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: selectivememory on July 11, 2021, 06:43:43 PM
Fucking hell. I think this is the most offensive Wimblewrong match of all time.

machotrouts, because he's a fucking maniac and I want to see what will happen if he's allowed to continue on in the tournament.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on July 11, 2021, 06:47:17 PM
I never wanted this to end

My Sophies choice is trout
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: GoblinAhFuckScary on July 11, 2021, 06:47:39 PM
Y I K E S

yeah trouts because i need to see how much more revolting your next game could be
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Ferris on July 11, 2021, 06:48:01 PM
Trouts
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: chveik on July 11, 2021, 06:49:00 PM
HOLY SHIT

trout
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on July 11, 2021, 06:53:36 PM
Quote from: selectivememory on July 11, 2021, 06:43:43 PM
Fucking hell. I think this is the most offensive Wimblewrong match of all time.

machotrouts, because he's a fucking maniac and I want to see what will happen if he's allowed to continue on in the tournament.

I agree with everything here, including the vote for machotrouts. Though I do think it's also worth noting that Dr Trouser appears to be a maniac as well.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on July 11, 2021, 06:57:04 PM
Yea trouser 's work is sublime. The sledgehammer simplicity of his first shot almost won it for me
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Greg Torso on July 11, 2021, 07:02:53 PM
fucking HELL. voted trouts because frankly scared not to.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Dr Trouser on July 11, 2021, 07:03:55 PM
Ha ha you beautiful sick bastard- I love you
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: selectivememory on July 11, 2021, 07:10:34 PM
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on July 11, 2021, 06:57:04 PM
Yea trouser 's work is sublime. The sledgehammer simplicity of his first shot almost won it for me

Yeah, agreed. Trouser has been immense in this tournament, but he was up against a force of nature here, not much anyone can do to defend against that.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: pancreas on July 11, 2021, 07:23:58 PM
I feel I am being drawn to the conclusion that machotrouts may be a comic genius and should probably have his name in lights somewhere.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Butchers Blind on July 11, 2021, 07:34:39 PM
machotrouts. You sick fuck.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Better Midlands on July 11, 2021, 08:18:26 PM
Trouts - but you're both terrible people.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Johnny Yesno on July 11, 2021, 08:42:00 PM
We're all machotrouts. We're all lying in hell.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on July 11, 2021, 09:01:51 PM
This was a vile, depraved, insulting, and quite frankly disgusting match.....I loved it.

Gotta be macho-man though.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on July 11, 2021, 09:13:11 PM
HOLY CHRIST

I'm so sorry Dr. Trouser, but this is another vote for machotrouts. I loved the running gag of "winning by default" and the horrific retelling of the Paris car crash. That last shot leaned so far into child murder that it became ludicrous and funny. GO GO TROUTS. WIN BY DEFAULT.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: DoesNotFollow on July 11, 2021, 10:28:58 PM
Not that it's gonna matter but I'm gonna go with Dr Trouser for his opener.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: greencalx on July 11, 2021, 10:44:02 PM
I'm a Trouser man too.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: mothman on July 11, 2021, 11:59:09 PM
Offensive, certainly - but also a bit derivative and repetitive I thought. I'm going Dr T - like it'll matter.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on July 12, 2021, 12:07:37 AM
Quote from: DoesNotFollow on July 11, 2021, 10:28:58 PM
Not that it's gonna matter but I'm gonna go with Dr Trouser for his opener.

Was very tempted. A pure, diamond bullet of a shot
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Fishfinger on July 12, 2021, 12:08:31 AM
Disgusting, horrible shit. However, I was raised to trust one's doctor, no matter [redacted]. Hence, I vote Dr Trouser.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: zomgmouse on July 12, 2021, 12:26:10 AM
I don't understand the last one so I'm gonna go with Dr Trouser even though trouts' original Diana one was tops
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Cerys on July 12, 2021, 12:48:24 AM
machotrouts because he's obviously going to Hell so it's only fair.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: sevendaughters on July 12, 2021, 11:49:41 AM
yeah by the end this one really tested my comfort zone, I felt guilty for laughing
umm DrT
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Fishfinger on July 12, 2021, 12:28:53 PM
Quote from: Fishfinger on July 12, 2021, 12:08:31 AM
Disgusting, horrible shit.

Starting to feel bad. What I should've appended there is, Well done.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: rue the polywhirl on July 12, 2021, 12:37:45 PM
Dr Trouser
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on July 12, 2021, 01:21:57 PM
Quote from: zomgmouse on July 12, 2021, 12:26:10 AM
I don't understand the last one so I'm gonna go with Dr Trouser even though trouts' original Diana one was tops
machotrouts is secretly John Venables
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: touchingcloth on July 12, 2021, 01:24:58 PM
Trout, but if he gets through to the next round and mentions default wins again then I'll vote for whoever his opponent is, so help me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Chollis on July 12, 2021, 02:02:59 PM
One of the best WW's of recent years, outstanding from both. Dr Trouser's avatar in the mugshot was my favourite image of the match but machotrouts just edges it overall.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Mr Farenheit on July 12, 2021, 02:43:17 PM
Dr Trouser had more variety and the simplicity of the first was beautiful, almost enough...... but over the match the depraved murderous bedlam of Machotrouts' shots takes it for me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: idunnosomename on July 12, 2021, 06:04:02 PM
Well sorry machotrouts isnt it, but both of you really do deserve to be in prison.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: wasp_f15ting on July 12, 2021, 09:40:34 PM
Dr T
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on July 13, 2021, 07:55:15 PM
machotrouts kills it with 18 votes to Trouser's 8
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Round 3: Dr Trouser v machotrouts
Post by: Joe Oakes on July 13, 2021, 10:04:32 PM
Still not sure I totally understand what these are all about, but the opening post is a great topical stand-alone idea executed beautifully that doesn't rely on forum in-jokes. Dr T deserved the win, but I abstained until the vote closed to make sure he didn't. C'mon, with the commitment of getting his cock out for comic effect (and apparently without even a quick flick to plump it up), the people deserve to see how far micronauts will go for victory.