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Title: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Dr Trouser on July 30, 2021, 03:20:37 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/krzaqLr.jpg)

Apologies for serving on friday afternoon again, happy for mr F to take as long as necessary rather than spend the weekend arseing about
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: mothman on July 30, 2021, 03:51:25 PM
A strong first entry. I'd post that meme from Dodgeball (the "it's a bold strategy, Cotton" one) but it'd interrupt the flow of play.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Cerys on July 30, 2021, 05:28:06 PM
Well, that's me turned on.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Ferris on July 30, 2021, 05:39:00 PM
Intriguing.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: pancreas on July 31, 2021, 01:08:03 AM
Love it except that I'm led to believe Greggs is quite a good employer, paradoxically.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 31, 2021, 10:00:31 AM
Quote from: pancreas on July 31, 2021, 01:08:03 AM
Love it except that I'm led to believe Greggs is quite a good employer, paradoxically.

Weren't they one of the initial 'Workfare' employers who the government were effectively subsidising staff to work full time on the same money as their benefits? I believe they pulled out only after they were shamed into doing so.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: pancreas on July 31, 2021, 10:44:52 AM
I think I will take this to GB. We are killing the mood.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Mr Farenheit on August 01, 2021, 06:27:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oQ6bDni.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on August 01, 2021, 06:31:10 PM
That's brilliant. Johnson's hairy arse is impressive attention to detail.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on August 01, 2021, 06:35:21 PM
one forteh-nine
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: mothman on August 01, 2021, 11:22:31 PM
Top 7% of creators?!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Dr Trouser on August 02, 2021, 10:37:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YiltByI.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Cerys on August 02, 2021, 11:54:33 AM
Wow.  Just wow.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: badaids on August 02, 2021, 11:56:04 AM
Oooooh.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on August 02, 2021, 12:07:35 PM
Both great shots. Mr F's first panel is clearly heavily inspired by one my shots from our doubles match last year, so if he wins I'm taking it as a technical win for me as well.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: selectivememory on August 02, 2021, 01:32:09 PM
Great match so far.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Mr Farenheit on August 02, 2021, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on August 02, 2021, 12:07:35 PM
Both great shots. Mr F's first panel is clearly heavily inspired by one my shots from our doubles match last year, so if he wins I'm taking it as a technical win for me as well.

oh shit!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: mothman on August 02, 2021, 06:35:36 PM
There's really no telling how this is going to go!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on August 02, 2021, 10:25:32 PM
Quote from: Mr Farenheit on August 02, 2021, 04:54:11 PM
oh shit!

You had better win.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Mr Farenheit on August 05, 2021, 10:27:07 AM
I'm going to be a bit late with this... should be ok by this evening if that's ok.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Mr Farenheit on August 05, 2021, 03:38:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ymlWfGR.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on August 05, 2021, 03:42:50 PM
That's brilliant.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Dr Trouser on August 05, 2021, 05:35:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tapIfCN.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Mr Farenheit on August 06, 2021, 06:18:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/I403Jf0.jpg)
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: sevendaughters on August 06, 2021, 06:31:15 PM
Great stuff both. I think I have to say Mr F for their sustained brilliance.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: chveik on August 06, 2021, 06:37:37 PM
mR Fart
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: selectivememory on August 06, 2021, 06:42:38 PM
I'm going with Dr Trouser because I really enjoyed how simple and striking his last couple of shots were. But you were both great, and as usual, I've found it hard to choose a winner in a Wimblewrong final. 
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Ferris on August 06, 2021, 06:48:01 PM
Mr F who has just been unplayable this tournament.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Fishfinger on August 06, 2021, 07:02:22 PM
Really strong serve and I like the elegiac bleakness of the Wall-E shot, but I also have to go for Mr F, ultimately.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Butchers Blind on August 06, 2021, 07:09:13 PM
DrT
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: greencalx on August 06, 2021, 07:31:03 PM
Troosers
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Emma Raducanu on August 06, 2021, 07:44:00 PM
Great final. DR T edges it for me Clive.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Dr Trouser on August 06, 2021, 08:01:52 PM
Ah that's a beaut of a shot to finish off WW.

Well played Mr F.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: mothman on August 06, 2021, 08:26:46 PM
Mr. F.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 06, 2021, 08:34:23 PM
Dr T, close run thing
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Chedney Honks on August 06, 2021, 10:28:17 PM
Mr F has been unplayable throughout and the wistful finish topped it off beautifully. It was very close though and I think Dr T's second was the shot of the match
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Cerys on August 06, 2021, 10:31:56 PM
Dr Trouser for overall beauty.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: zomgmouse on August 07, 2021, 01:30:11 AM
Fahrenheit
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on August 07, 2021, 10:19:03 AM
Mr Faranheit. I'm a sucker for comics and the cursed painting/WALL-E one was my favourite shot from the match.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Johnny Yesno on August 07, 2021, 10:30:16 AM
I really like the Doc's second and third shots but Mr F's second shot won it for me.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on August 07, 2021, 11:55:46 AM
Good contest overall, I think I'm going to go with Dr. T.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: DoesNotFollow on August 07, 2021, 12:37:06 PM
Mr Farenheit, but really we're ALL the winners for having witnessed and participated in this fabulous competition!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on August 07, 2021, 06:21:17 PM
Mr. F although he is a thieving BASTARD. Dr. Trouser was excellent though.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Dyl Spinks on August 08, 2021, 12:17:46 AM
Mr Fahrenheit

Very hard to choose.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: touchingcloth on August 08, 2021, 12:47:40 PM
Amazing final! Loved both players' efforts, but I'm voting with my gut for the Doc as I really enjoyed some of the simpler shots.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: badaids on August 08, 2021, 12:48:55 PM
Mr dr t.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Better Midlands on August 08, 2021, 02:04:46 PM
Mr F has killed it the whole tournament, but I love Dr T's Wall-E image in this round so that tips him as my winner here.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: pancreas on August 08, 2021, 02:09:16 PM
Mr F. But this final has been far too genteel. Can the winner do a(nother) run off with machotrouts?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on August 08, 2021, 02:28:50 PM
Quote from: pancreas on August 08, 2021, 02:09:16 PM
Mr F. But this final has been far too genteel. Can the winner do a(nother) run off with machotrouts?

No
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Ferris on August 08, 2021, 02:34:25 PM
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on August 08, 2021, 02:28:50 PM
No

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Officials say the lawlessness of proceedings make them all the more dangerous, but spectators claim they 'just want a good time'.

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Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: WhoMe on August 08, 2021, 05:06:39 PM
Dr T
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on August 08, 2021, 06:36:41 PM
That's it! I want you to stop.

This year's winner of the WimbleWrong 2021 tournament is......

Mr Faranheit

In a suitably close match he wins by 13 votes to 11.

Well done.   Well done....

And commissions to the runner up Dr Trouser.

Kudos to all competitors and commentators and voters who made for a splendid event.







Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: selectivememory on August 08, 2021, 06:55:00 PM
Great show all round this year. Very high standard.

Congrats to Mr F, and big thanks to Ploff for doing an excellent job with the old organising.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Ferris on August 08, 2021, 06:58:46 PM
Yeah great work S'ploff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Johnny Yesno on August 08, 2021, 08:24:26 PM
Congratulations Mr F. Thanks for a hugely entertaining tournament everyone. I feel us spectators are the real winners this year as a result of your efforts. And thanks for running it S'Ploff.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on August 08, 2021, 08:36:48 PM
I think I had the safest role... I'd have been slit up a treat as a competitor, and traumatized as a spectator having to closely scrutinize some of these sick bastards outpourings.

Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: touchingcloth on August 08, 2021, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on August 08, 2021, 08:36:48 PM
I think I had the safest role... I'd have been slit up a treat as a competitor, and traumatized as a spectator having to closely scrutinize some of these sick bastards outpourings.

I think you did an exceptional job. That said, there's nothing you can fucking do if machotrouts wants to do some back alley wronging for us to enjoy, so fuck you and your iron fist. Who do you think you are, Pol Ploff? Adploff Hitler? The Last King Ploff Scotland?
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Cerys on August 09, 2021, 12:45:16 AM
It should have been meeeeeee...!

Bollocks.  Of course it shouldn't.  Congratulations to Mr F for a worthy victory, and also to Dr T for being just plain wonderful!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Mr Farenheit on August 09, 2021, 04:04:26 AM
Cheers Dr T for a good clean match! Some beautiful striking shots here and throughout (my favourite being Piss Farage). A great tournament overall with loads of funny/tasteless/disgusting stuff by everyone... especially machotrouts whose kacky fingerprints are all over the trophy even if he didn't make the final. The semi was gruelling and traumatic, I still can't use a bathroom properly.

Thanks Spoon of Ploff for doing a seamless job with organising it all!
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Dr Trouser on August 09, 2021, 08:35:47 AM
Silver medal, that's not bad. Well done Mr F, the dispatch box with a hole in it will stay with me for a long time, esp at PMQs.

Big thanks to sploff for sorting this out, god knows what would have happened otherwise.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on August 10, 2021, 02:58:36 AM
Excellent tournament all around and a worthy winner.

Piss Farage was also my fav shot of the tournament.
Title: Re: Wimblewrong 2021 Final: Dr Trouser v Mr Faranheit
Post by: idunnosomename on August 10, 2021, 12:29:58 PM
Mr oh.

Congrats to all and also mr ploff for his very droll chairing.