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General Bullshit / Re: Speaking with the bank manager
« Last post by Johnny Foreigner on Today at 11:56:22 PM »
But do they exist?
I doubt it. Most banks are international conglomerates; hence the manager would be the CEO, the one at the top, and you would never get to see him or her, but more likely him.

They have plenty of branch managers, however. Mine asked me for proof of ID; I did not have a proper passport at the time and I gave him an ID card, which he only copied on one side. By the time he remembered he also needed a photocopy of the reverse, that card was with my embassy. It nearly ended in my bank account being suspended. Jobcentre Plus, who also took an interest in my ID card, acted like proper scum. Note: I am not saying Jobcentre Plus in general are scum, just that this particular branch was full of filth, bastards and pondlife in desperate need of an arse-buggering.

Those were the good old days of Yorkshire Bank, before Richard bloody Branson decided he'd like them for his dinner.
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General Bullshit / Re: Like if u remember "amtiltandin"
« Last post by chveik on Today at 11:56:17 PM »
yeah there's already been a thread about this

here's the translation, courtesy to our own dear PlanktonSideburns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hie_0jxwHi8&ab_channel=jakrees747
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Picture Box / Re: Doctor Who Series 13: Goodbye, Mr. Chibs
« Last post by Mister Six on Today at 11:55:37 PM »
Better than the cat woman that was just a lady with pen on her face, in Orphan 55.
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Deeper Into Movies / Re: Ghostbusters 3: No Chicks Allowed
« Last post by Avril Lavigne on Today at 11:55:07 PM »
ghost fellatio comment
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General Bullshit / Re: Conservative MP Sir David Amess Stabbed
« Last post by TrenterPercenter on Today at 11:55:02 PM »
What's the record for amount of pages accrued on the first day of a new thread on CaB?

This is nothing.  Thatcher was at least into the 60s
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Picture Box / Re: Doctor Who Series 13: Goodbye, Mr. Chibs
« Last post by mothman on Today at 11:54:29 PM »
Images: https://www.tvzoneuk.com/post/dwflux-firstlookpics-15oct



They’ve managed to rip off Wookies, Tellarites, and Gimli from Lord of the Rings, all at once!
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Are we absolutely certain it's not that she's of average height and her parents are munchkins?

Or the parents aren't standing really far away?

My parents are both diddly fuckers. My dad's probably about 5'5" so slightly taller than me[1] but there's not much in it.
 1. Also taller than Ronnie Corbett, as he never tires of telling people in his anecdote about the time he took a piss next to RC
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General Bullshit / Re: Speaking with the bank manager
« Last post by Sebastian Cobb on Today at 11:54:25 PM »
The idea of an 'app only, not on websites' bank is revolting enough but you can GET TO FUCK if I'm recording a selfie video of me agreeing to the terms.

I do have a revolut, but that was just a proxy to throw about 60 quid into coinbase once a month as my credit card company were being dicks and blocked the transaction. Coinbase have now banned me for suspected 'prohibited activity' now though :(
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Deeper Into Movies / Re: Ghostbusters 3: No Chicks Allowed
« Last post by Avril Lavigne on Today at 11:54:11 PM »
ghost fellatio comment
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General Bullshit / Re: Spidey season
« Last post by Twonty Gostelow on Today at 11:53:58 PM »
Spider and children under someone's bed.



   When was the last time you looked under your bed?
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