Cum: The Board Game

[poo]

First go rolled a three and was milked dry. £21.99.

[Bazooka]

Disclaimer: Not suitable for asexuals.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Cloth NOT included which is unbelievable and I had to provide my own AAA batteries.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Do not pass go, do not collect your bukkake experience voucher.

[idunnosomename]

Once you run out of the biscuits not sure how youre supposed to play it

[hamfist]

Guess Who

cum edition

pass round a beaker of cum and guess who cummed it. smelling & tasting allowed.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Cluedo: Cum edition

Who jizzed in the study? It's always Professor and his Plums.

[Replies From View]

Cloth NOT included which is unbelievable and I had to provide my own AAA batteries.

My instructions explained that a far larger size of battery would be fitting.

[Replies From View]

Downfall


.........yep, you guessed it, Cum edition



just generous globule after generous globule of pre-mixed cum compound cascading down a rigorous complex of interconnected hubs



my god it's exhausting.  and it's only later you realise there was no clear winner

[Rizla]

just generous globule after generous globule of pre-mixed cum compound cascading down a rigorous complex of interconnected hubs

...but enough about my 20s 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[Replies From View]

why were there loads of interconnected hubs in your 20s?

[Rizla]

sorry thought it said interconnected ubbs

[Replies From View]

well I've never heard of those so the joke is on you

[Replies From View]

Blockbusters



......cum edition!!!!


Every letter on the board is C (for cum) and all the hexagons are white (for the colour of cum)

[Cuellar]

"Hours of cum for all the family"

[Fambo Number Mive]

People generally know the rules to Cum: The Board Game quite well as they are reading and re-reading them  whilst waiting for another player to hurry up and spaff their load.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Everyone seems to play the house rule where cum collects in the corner and if you land there you can drink it, but it completely ruins the economy of the game. You're also meant to auction unwanted cum.

[hamfist]

Monopoly


...cum edition !

You do not pass go, instead you pass cum

[idunnosomename]

cum sold separately

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Think we're gonna need more cum lads. This pots nearly out.

[Pink Gregory]

Can I use my cum as meeples.  Does this worker placement game work with cum.  Can I bluff my opponents with cum. etc

[Replies From View]

Chess but with indeterminate coagulates of cum at stake rather than the usual pieces

[Replies From View]

Splat! cum edition

the bug splatting game but instead of play dough it is cum





it's all sorts of things you can imagine, but cum-based for once

[pancreas]

Hungry Hippos. Where you and your family are the hippos.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Battleships but with each player spraying their jizz over the other player's fleet and hoping for the best.

"You got A2, A3, A4, A5, B1, B2, B3, B4, B5, C1, C2, C3, C4, C5. That's my submarine and cruiser gone and it looks like you've been saving up that wank for a while. Now it's my turn."

[Replies From View]

*opens up umbrella indoors*

[hamfist]

Buckaroo



...cum edition !!!!

take turns jizzing on a spring loaded plastic ass.

howl as the donkey flies up, spraying jizz in your face

[hamfist]

cum edition !!!!!!!!!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Looks like smen.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but you're allowed to skip a question if you let Chris Tarrant jizz in your eye.