“Earloy” in the morning pronunciation now banned

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Hi, this is just a quick reminder that anyone employed to sing "hooray and up she rises" in any capacity is to sing "early in the morning" from now on and not "earloy in the morning" like an absolute fucking cunt would do.

[petril]

just had word that She's now on nightshift, so the whole point is moot now

[Glebe]

It will make dealing with drunken sailors that less sailory.

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It will make dealing with drunken sailors that less sailory.

Less sailory but more savoury, as the old saying goes.

[jenna appleseed]

Oh so this isn't a thread about Postman Pat then?


I'll just shuffle out of this thread then and go deliver some parcels to Mrs Goggins old Granny Dryden.
Mind how you go.

[petril]

HUSHED NARRATOR VOICE: and what Pat doesn't know as he leaves, is that that's not Jess in the van. that's a random stray

[Blue Jam]

But there are no sailors in Birmingham

[petril]

But there are no sailors in Birmingham

there were thousands once Bullseye ended. all trading shares in the same three speedboats. never actually sailed but they have all the gear and that