It's all going on at Tumbledown Farm!

[Glebe]

Farmer Tumbledown, yesterday.

It's all going on at Tumbledown Farm!

The kerfuffle began when Farmer Teddy Tumbledown noticed some "goin's-an" by the cow biers. "A sheep dun looked quite stunned, aye. Looked in shack, it did. Then oi noti'ced a cow. I 'eard a few moos, but boi then it 'ad awl gan flumpkins!"

Within seconds, a fox was spotted sounding out the clarion call. Two pigs cried havoc. Three geese fended off a mutant gander. And at one point, a farmhand was seen riding a hog down the street, trying to get it under control!



"Giddy, giddy!" A farmhand trying to control a loose hog!

"Oi bain't seen nuthin' loike it in awl moi years tendin' farm! At wan point, a macaque 'ad galloped orf on an 'orse without s'much as a 'boi yoor leave'!

An investigation is ongoing!



Mutant gander.