Custom greeting suggestions

[Cold Meat Platter]

Stop interfering with yourself, username

[JamesTC]

You are banned from the forum for posting indecent images, username

[The Guppy]

Ý̴̡͙̰̤̜̤̠̹̺̣͈̝̼̠̊͆̄͂̇̒͌͑̑͊̍̓̾͛͘͘õ̷̧̝̻̱͎͈͓͙͗̑̈́͌̋̑̂̈́͜ͅu̵͓̗̙̤̤̎̄̇́̓͆̅'̷͇̤̊͆̏̉͛̏̒̐̑̓r̶̬͔̿̎̈̎͗̉̓̑̕͘̚͝e̸̢̩̱̪̋́͊ ̷̧̲̥̼̘̹͔͇̤̞̘͕̯̪̫̬̌̂́͌̊̂̈̏͘͘͝á̴͈̼̦͉̟̺̟̪͆̊̅̊͋͌̑̅̓̿͆ ̷̢̛͇̥͈̘͇̳̽̑͘͜ç̷͚̫͇̪͇̊ȗ̵̘̄̿̿̊̾̅͐̓͌̈́̇͘͝͝n̷͖̭͚͋̅̒͛̑̒̅͒͊̉̇͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ṯ̷̩̲̪̗̼̳̲̩̤̀̆̓̍̐̋͂̔̾̀̈́́͘͘͜͜͠͝, username

[Barry Admin]

btw this thread is making me click my profile picture just to see what the greetings are. Great feature, Barry, I'm loving it so far!

Thanks, good to hear :-) and I really enjoy seeing what you lot come up with in threads like this.

We're a bit limited in terms of available features currently - so no tags or footnotes sadly - but that will all change, and it'll get a lot easier to install and maintain fun little things like this.

[easytarget]

don't tell him your username, username

[H-O-W-L]

"Oh, why's that then?"

[drummersaredeaf]

Me, laqer. Finchy, chekky laqer. Gareth, laqer, sometimes <username>.

[pancreas]

I BAMLEM <username>
Have you considered trying to pull yourself together, <username>
OK, just try that, and see what happens to your account, <username>
First prize in the Runcorn Sharting Competition goes to <username>

[popcorn]

btw this thread is making me click my profile picture just to see what the greetings are. Great feature, Barry, I'm loving it so far!

Where are these displayed? I can't see nowt.

[Piles the Beaver]

I bet you're loving this, username

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Where are these displayed? I can't see nowt.

Click on your name at the top left of the screen.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Jessop, Jessop, Jessop, username.

[greencalx]

Not now, username.

[Jasha]

Have you got a video, username

[Cerys]

Jack Buaer bamlems YOU, username

[touchingcloth]

There's one which says

Another big upgrade done - thanks, Zetetic!

Can "upgrade" become "jobbie", please? Just to make it doubly true.<sup>*

*</sup>Allegedly. I have no special insights into the man's bowel movements.<sup>**

**</sup>Allegedly.<sup>***

***</sup>No footnotes in this theme, then?

[Barry Admin]

Footnotes and tags not available yet.

[Catalogue of ills]

Pills, thrills, username

Into the vats with you, username

I've seen into your dark heart, username

[Dr Rock]

....and remember - they're more scared of you than you are of them username


They ran him out of town like a common pygmy, it's username


I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part, username


Remember popcorn is always looking for some hard action - simple PM your address and kink and he'll be right over username

[madhair60]

They were pants in name only, [username]

[Dr Rock]

You've successfully cracked the code- welcome to NAMBLA username

[Dex Sawash]

Sorry, Guest, you are banned from this forum! username

[Tony Tony Tony]

I know your secrets, even THAT one USERNAME
Switch off your PC, and do something useful USERNAME
I shagged your Mum, and your Dad USERNAME
How come the following keys on your keyboard are so worn?, NORP USERNAME
Do you come here often?, I bet you do USERNAME
 

[QDRPHNC]

How about ones related to specific comedians? I mean, I know it's kind of lame and not funny ha-ha, but it might be a nice touch for a comedy forum.

Like... "What's the deal with..." (Seinfeld joke).
Or... "Welcome to the Larry Sanders Show, tonight we'll be talking to..."

Or... actually those are the only two I can think of right now.

[Butchers Blind]

Brace yourself, username

[Dr Rock]

Welcome! Main rule - DON'T BE A CUNT - other than that have fun USERNAME

[Kankurette]

I'm watching you through the window, USERNAME

[Dex Sawash]

What did you do for the last few hours, username