Rontos Chips: a life in pixels

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I think it might actually be stormtrooper!  Awaiting final confirmation from Replies.

Phwoaaaaaar

I'm agreeing with stormtrooper, and that's clearly a mini skirt, Roy.

Again, not really phrases, some of these.  Unless there's a phrase "panning up to the mini skirt" or some such.

Or "male gaze generates surprisingly reasonable deals on second hand motors"

[Glebe]

Full Metal Rontos.

[kalowski]

Obergruppenführer Rontos

[Mr Banlon]

Just noticed the lightning is SS runes.
Oh Rontos you wrong 'un.

[frajer]

Just noticed the lightning is SS runes.
Oh Rontos you wrong 'un.

RONTOS: "Sure he was outspoken. Sure he made a few mistakes. But he also made the trains run on time!"

ROY (glumly, into his pint): "Riiight."

[kalowski]

RONTOS: "Sure he was outspoken. Sure he made a few mistakes. But he also made the trains run on time!"

ROY (glumly, into his pint): "Riiight."

RONTOS: Historically Family Fortunes is a part of Catchphrase

[idunnosomename]

loving the new Nazi Rontos arc

[jobotic]

Roy: You don't seem to have anything from the Allied side

Rontos: no, no that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all





ARE BRAVE RONTOS

[MrsWarboysLover]

this is really confusing me, I have no idea what/where Rontos comes from and my googling isn't seeming to give any answers. is this a UK thing?

[kalowski]

I think we have ascertained that Rontos either came from Germany or is at least an admirer of the tenets of national socialism.

[Ray Travez]

That's the one! Riiight!

'Pissing on your Chips,' Roy

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this is really confusing me, I have no idea what/where Rontos comes from and my googling isn't seeming to give any answers. is this a UK thing?

"You do mean the Penderel's Oak in New York, right?  I'm standing right at the bar."

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More Rontos Please!

[Glebe]

This is what you lot are doing with your guesses!:

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Reaching for holographic kitchenware?

[Ray Travez]

This is what you lot are doing with your guesses!:

Hahaha!

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He's actually strumming it.  You can see the vertical lines move like the strings of a harp.

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Rontos in that modern form looks like a bowling alley mascot and I hate it

[Glebe]

Reaching for holographic kitchenware?

[frajer]

Getting sexually aroused by touching all of the straws that he knows will be going into people's mouths
?

[Glebe]

Getting sexually aroused by touching all of the straws that he knows will be going into people's mouths
?

That's NOT riiiight!!!!

[frajer]

That's NOT riiiight!!!!

How can it be wrong
When it feels so riiiiiiiiight?

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Sir, I wish not for poorly rendered cups where the sides warp when handled.  Or flat-screened televisions on the kitchen surface.


What I wish for is vintage Rontos of a pre-3D persuasion.

[idunnosomename]

This is what you lot are doing with your guesses!:

they've got rontos far too reflective. Especially his neckerchief

[TheGingerAlien]

[TheGingerAlien]

looks good in leather


bent copper


dom cummings' blog


rude to point

[pancreas]

This is what you lot are doing with your guesses!:

Tromboning an imaginary friend.

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they've got rontos far too reflective. Especially his neckerchief

Well I guess that now he works in some fast food joint he probably needs to wear an easy-wipe neckerchief

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bent copper

This one is "marriage license", isn't it.  Because a license is always partially to do with some kind of road incident.

[idunnosomename]

New fetish just dropped