Broadcasting House nonce vandalised by anti-peado crew

[imitationleather]

Sounds like he may be a QAnon-type.

(The protestor, not Eric Gill.)

[shoulders]

All quite possible but I don't think I'm going out on a limb here when I say that with or without judicial oversight this fellow would likely rationalise and justify any course of action if that's what he wanted, with or without the blessing of the courts.

He just chose this one a couple of days after national coverage of another, superficially similar act of commended vandalism.

Nevertheless, for the sake of fairness I will be vigilant to watch out on the news for any anti-paedophile campaigners sucking off eels off the Cornish coast while doused in kerosene.

[Buelligan]

No need, I think there've been a fair few where the suspected peeds have had their houses torched or attacked in other ways, pretty sure that wasn't following a judicial ruling on house-burning but I may be wrong.

[jobotic]

Is it in the shape of a cock going up a dog's arse?

The war memorial is in the shape of a cock. Most of them are.

[Butchers Blind]

Can I suggest Paddy McGuiness for a hammering at the BBC next? I don't think he's a paedo or a statue but he's just as offensive.

[mothman]

"Let the hammer see the nuts!"

[Mr Trumpet]

It was a different time, everyone was a nonce in those days (not sure when exactly)

[Dr Rock]

The war memorial is in the shape of a cock. Most of them are.

Guernica isn't, unless you've got a very weird cock.

[Butchers Blind]

Guernica isn't, unless you've got a very weird cock.

Well, this is CaB.

[touchingcloth]

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That guy absolutely STINKS of hammers.

[canadagoose]

Can one nonce a dog?

I heard a certain Lord from the West Midlands pioneered the technique.

[Buelligan]

Here is a photograph of Ian Austin.

[robhug]

This hammer guy doesn't seem bothered about the dog shagging, filthy bastard.

[The Mollusk]

Can one nonce a dog?

Depends, what are the hours?

[touchingcloth]

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I like that the hammering was either such warm work that he needed to take his coat off, or that it was such a cold day that he needed to put it on halfway through.

[idunnosomename]

He took it off, the video is about quarter past four, when he's only knocked off a few toes. The other are photos with spotlight or flash after sunset

[touchingcloth]

He took it off, the video is about quarter past four, when he's only knocked off a few toes. The other are photos with spotlight or flash after sunset

So he was up there for - what? - over an hour? The fuck was he playing at?



If I'd have commissioned a sculpture I'd be annoyed if they'd produced as little as he managed to destroy in over an hour.

[dissolute ocelot]

Is there not a security guard at the door of the BBC building who could have noticed this? I blame the BBC. If you go down the Mermaid chippy and try and chisel the sign off the wall, they come running out pretty sharpish.

[The Ombudsman]

It's clever in a way, as how on earth (once up the ladder) could they stop him without causing him to fall and break his neck?

I wonder if he thought he could do this with impunity after the Bristol verdict. Which I should say, the verdict I have no problem with at all.

[Buelligan]

[tag]Eric Gill sans merci[/tag]

[JaDanketies]

I'd believe he could successfully use the same defence as the Coulson people. Really a statue of a slave trader is as much 'Art' as a sculpture of some literary character by a dogfucking pedo. I'm sure the guy who sculpted Coulson thought about things like an artist would. And I would agree it is actually grossly offensive to the common person that this monument to pedophilia was outside the pedo BBC. Just as offensive to the tastes of the masses as a monument to slavery.

[Buelligan]

Colston.  That Bristol thing. 

[JaDanketies]

I thought it was a statue of a high-ranking member of the espionage agency S.H.I.E.L.D. from the MARVEL universe.

Admittedly I'd never even heard of the guy before he got pushed into the harbour. I don't really watch superhero movies though.

[idunnosomename]

So he was up there for - what? - over an hour? The fuck was he playing at?



If I'd have commissioned a sculpture I'd be annoyed if they'd produced as little as he managed to destroy in over an hour.

he was up there for well over four hours. A cherry picker was there about 8pm and he was arrested at 8:45.

Clearly it was thought too dangerous for officers to go up the ladder after him because he could just push it off. Or if there was a struggle they could both fall off.

What you gonna do, shoot the varmint?

[The Mollusk]

It's clever in a way, as how on earth (once up the ladder) could they stop him without causing him to fall and break his neck?

They could have shot him. A warning shot to the dick.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Bad news! The BBC have decided to take down the Ariel statue and replace it with a statue of Jimmy Savile. Personally I think this is a very bad idea.

[jobotic]

That idea has been abandoned on the grounds that Savile was "too woke".

[Video Game Fan 2000]

No more statues of famous nonces for me, mater, I'm orf to play the grand pe-a-do.

[touchingcloth]

he was up there for well over four hours. A cherry picker was there about 8pm and he was arrested at 8:45.

Clearly it was thought too dangerous for officers to go up the ladder after him because he could just push it off. Or if there was a struggle they could both fall off.

What you gonna do, shoot the varmint?

Just get an even bigger hammer and clobber him from a safe distance. To make it safe, they could use one of Timmy Mallet's hammers and cushion his fall with a ball pit - there's probably an old one from Get Your Own Back stored inside the building.

[JamesTC]

He should have written "nonce" on the head of the statue.