“Beer before liquor ...”

[The Mollusk]

"... hired as new vicar."

That's what they say isn't it? And my god they weren't lying. I'm judging my third annual bake sale this spring, seems I'm lumbered with this job for life.

I've heard "wine before gin, big lottery win" but I've not tried that combo before so can't attest to it personally.

It's important to look after yourself when getting "on it" so please share your things you/other people say and help keep this forum safe.

[shlug]

My dad used to have one from when he used to work the docks, I think it went;

Treacle before rum,
a belly full of...

I want to say "goods derived from the by-products of sugar refining"?

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

...don't do heroin

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wine inside milk
moths eat your silk

[Glebe]

Pearls before Stella.