Mario promises to "Level up".

[Glebe]

[Lemming]

That's Luigi! Yet another disaster for the Levelling Up policy.

[buttgammon]

Luigi, Mario, they're all the same these days.

[idunnosomename]

I was hoping he was going to pull his dick out and start wanking

[Glebe]

That's Luigi! Yet another disaster for the Levelling Up policy.

Mario has just resigned and left his brother to deal with the mess.

[Pink Gregory]

Mario must condemn Wario

[Glebe]

Mario must condemn Wario

He's stalling. Princess Peach has accused him of fudging the issue.

[shlug]

Shlug @imalrightjack
replying to @Glebe
Think how much worse it'd be if Jeremy Koopalings got in!!1!

[Glebe]

Margaret Thatcher said "The first duty of government is to get the highest score". Time to go, Luigi!

[Ferris]

Tough on Waluigi, tough on the causes of Waluigi.

[Glebe]

Even Luigi's own backbenchers are giving him a hard time. Today's PMQs saw him getting a right earful off a mushroom with eyes.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Can't get past Big Dog's Haunt ffs

[Ferris]

I heard a backbencher was caught speeding on Rainbow Road but it was all covered up.

[The Dog]

Mario has just resigned and left his brother to deal with the mess.

You spoken to him recently? He's not answering his phone and he's still got my Patch Adams DVD.

[GMTV]

Mario party 19

Paper Mario (cuts)

[The Dog]

Just got an SMS:

It's a me, Mario! I hava kidnapped your Patch Adams DVD and hidden it somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom. You must travel through all of the seven realms to finda me, Mario, breaka my evil spell and retrieva your Patch Adams DVD! Gooda Luck!

Absolute wanker.

[madhair60]

It's a scam mate, don't reply. That's actually Wario fishing for coins.

[The Dog]

Dunno, it sounds a lot like him, especially this bit:

It's a me, Mario!

[Glebe]

This email just leaked:

He can have his Patch Adams DVD back but I've hidden his DCD player somewhere in the Kingdom.

[GMTV]

£7 billion invested in developing a successor the Philips CD-i

[Glebe]

Footage has leaked of Luigi wanking. There saying this is it for him. Some even want Mario back as PM.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Loving this thread, particularly the gif at the start

[Glebe]

Loving this thread, particularly the gif at the start

Unfortunately Planks it'll be no laughing matter if we don't get Mario and Luigi out of government.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Unfortunately Planks it'll be no laughing matter if we don't get Mario and Luigi out of government.

But we're gold till then right?

[Glebe]

But we're gold till then right?

Tread carefully. These are strange times we live in!

[idunnosomename]

Footage has leaked of Luigi wanking. There saying this is it for him. Some even want Mario back as PM.

this is a start

[Glebe]

this is a start

Really?! Even King Koppa would make a better leader IMHO.

[idunnosomename]

sorry i just mean on the wanking front

[Glebe]

sorry i just mean on the wanking front

Ah yes, fair enough! 'Get Britain Wanking!' is the new party slogan!

[The Mollusk]

If I hear one more disingenuous "mamma mia! Aowwowowow" from these cunts I will stick my foot through the telly. Did it yesterday when asked about cuts to the amount of extra lives in question mark boxes, completely dodged the question and no one said a fucking thing.