Cunt of Death Day Jubilation Spectacular

[Johnny Yesno]

If I was going to shamelessly rip off a Pet Shop Boys track I'd make sure it wasn't one of their very few shit ones.

I'd make sure it wasn't one of their Village People ones.

[idunnosomename]

CUNT OF CUNT OF DEATH

I WANT TO FUCK

THE CUNT OF DEATH

[Paul Calf]

Why are they called The 1945? Is it because that was the last time Britain was remotely relevant?

This shitty fag-end of a country is never going to get over its obsession with WWII is it?

[bgmnts]

If it wasn't for the queen mate you'd be speaking german now for fuck sake have some respect.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

If it wasn't for the queen mate you'd be speaking german now

So would I. I wanked over her picture instead of revising for my oral test,

[Blue Jam]

CUNT OF CUNT OF DEATH

I WANT TO FUCK

THE CUNT OF DEATH

I couldn't do YMCA because all the royal words ("QUEEN", "NONCE", "CORGI" etc) have five letters, but I clean forgot Ottowan's D.I.S.C.O, cheers.

[idunnosomename]

It was supposed to be Macho Man :(

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

anyone else had this bloody song get stuck in their head? i even hear the out of the tune backing vocals from the chorus somebody help!

[Jittlebags]

You'd think that this was a Viz pisstake, but no...

https://platinumjubilee.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/PJUnion-Jack-Bunting-template_A4.pdf

[Kankurette]

Joke's on them, I already speak German.

[idunnosomename]

You'd think that this was a Viz pisstake, but no...

https://platinumjubilee.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/PJUnion-Jack-Bunting-template_A4.pdf

tight bastards could at least give us the string to cut out as well

[SpiderChrist]

You'd think that this was a Viz pisstake, but no...

https://platinumjubilee.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/PJUnion-Jack-Bunting-template_A4.pdf

I fucking hate this country. Nest of cunts.

[shoulders]

It was supposed to be Macho Man :(

I thought it was Brandon Block

😭

[dissolute ocelot]

In the navy
You can nonce the seven seas
In the navy
You can be a perve and sleaze
In the navy
There are little girls for hire
In the navy
And you never need perspire...

They want you, they want you,
They want you strung up from the yard-arm!

[touchingcloth]

[Attila]

Local Sainsbury was selling Jubilee cupcakes -- red,white, and blue cake as well as icing with little red, white, and blue sugar dots all over them.

We were out and about in the close-by town today so Mr Attila could pick up his new glasses, and it's a grim high street on any other day (virtually nothing but betting shops, vape shops, and a lot of charity shops), and one of the charity shops had place exclusively red, white, and blue things in the front window.

Still, with all the mad tat I've seen here and in the wild, I'm not wanting for birthday and xmas presents for a couple of pals back home. One of my Anglophile friends has already asked if we'd put her up for the weekend, as she's seriously excited about the thought of a street party or parade or corgi roast or whatever.

[The Ombudsman]

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

fuck the tinsel, cop a load of those muscular beauts in the back!

[Blue Jam]

Yes, what the hell is this place? A Christmas shop for when Christmas just isn't camp enough? I must go.

[idunnosomename]

For all your hunky merman hanging ornament needs

[Replies From View]

MERMAID IN MY POCKET

[The Ombudsman]

I think this was the shop in my picture.

[Ferris]

it's fun to fellate the

OLD CUNT OF DEATH

it's fun to fellate the

OLD CUNT OF DE-ATH

you can do anything, inside of her cunt

you can play up with her nonce son-un

New Frankie Boyle routine "needs work" say fans.

[Ferris]

Want owt from the tat merchants?

[idunnosomename]

This is all very odd

https://www.christmasperks.co.uk/collections/mermen

[Ferris]

This is all very odd

https://www.christmasperks.co.uk/collections/mermen

what the fuck



125 quid!!

[The Ombudsman]

This is all very odd

https://www.christmasperks.co.uk/collections/mermen

I could have got a whole thread out of that had I looked!

[idunnosomename]

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay merman Christmas shop in Shrewsbury?"

"I don't know!!"

[The Ombudsman]

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay merman Christmas shop in Shrewsbury?"

"I don't know!!"

But let's have a look now we are here eh?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay merman Christmas shop in Shrewsbury?"

"I don't know!!"

"stop bawling. you'll learn the difference between camp and kitsch if it kills me! you've ruined every bad movie night i've ever organised you worthless little shit. its your fault that your mother ran off with the unironic milkman"