WimbleWrong 2022 - NEW FIRST ROUND!

[Famous Mortimer]

6 first round matches, one bye, one highest scoring loser!

Spoon of Ploff
vs
DoesNotFollow

AlThaFunkeeHomosapien
vs
DrTrouser

Glebe
vs
PoirotsGarlickyCorpse

touchingcloth
vs
Ferris

IanDrunkenSmurf
vs
Mr Farenheit

Old Thrashbarg
vs
TheGingerAlien

BYE - QDRPHNC

[selectivememory]

Nice. Thanks for doing this FM. Some tasty-looking match-ups already.

[touchingcloth]

This strikes me as a little unfair, given the new rule about AI images and the fact that Ferris is now completely automated.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

oh thank christ I don't have to ser- I'M UP AGAINST GLEBE AH FUCK

edit: @Famous Mortimer wait a minute, Glebe's in there twice. Did you make a mistake?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

No Mr F?

[touchingcloth]

This guy cannot be serious

[TheGingerAlien]

Happy to drop out if that helps with having even numbers or something.

[touchingcloth]

It looks like we could lose the bye and QDRPHNC could be swapped in for one of the Glebes?

[TheGingerAlien]

I think one of those glebes is supposed to be Mr.F

[Famous Mortimer]

Ah fuck, I'm doing a terrible job of this. Fun as it would be to have Glebe entered twice, I tossed a coin and changed one of them to Mr Farenheit.

[Mr Farenheit]

I'm back!
Can't believe Glebe thought he would get away with this. Should he be disqualified? A lot of people are saying yes!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

But which one to disqualify!? There are two of them!

[QDRPHNC]

What does BYE mean? Why am I BYE?

[touchingcloth]

It means you're competing in round 2 without needing to compete in round 1 because of the numbers.

There are going to be 6 winners from this round, but rather than playing 3 matches in the next round we're going to have you plus the highest scoring loser go into the draw to make 8 players and 4 matches.

[QDRPHNC]

Oh nice, cheers. So it's like joining in with a marathon after the first third, I like it I like it.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Cheers! Will get serving... thwock.

[Spoon of Ploff]

only three matches started? get a move on you lazy fuck*rs

[Famous Mortimer]

Hey, @Ian Drunken Smurf and @Glebe , are you going to serve?

It's been more than three days since I posted the draw, but I did post "round begins on the 27th" in the other thread. So, dunno.

[TheGingerAlien]

Engagement seems a bit limited so far this year. Is it time to wheel out Cliff Richard to get everyone hyped?

[Old Thrashbarg]

Probably worth a message in GB to say when matches are ready for voting. Imagine a lot of people don't check this sub-board if they aren't a participant.

[Glebe]

Hey, @Ian Drunken Smurf and @Glebe , are you going to serve?

No laptop at the mo! Gonna invest in a Chromebook when I can afford it!

[touchingcloth]

No laptop at the mo! Gonna invest in a Chromebook when I can afford it!

Can't you share one with the second Glebe?

[Glebe]

Can't you share one with the second Glebe?

There's only Glebe TC! But I have many bums!

[Ferris]

This strikes me as a little unfair, given the new rule about AI images and the fact that Ferris is now completely automated.

[OBJECTION DENIED]

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I'm still interested in playing @Famous Mortimer

[selectivememory]

Could QDRPHNC sub in for Glebe perhaps? Would be a shame not to get another match in this round.

[Ferris]

Yeah as many rounds possible would be great (he says, having already tried to forfeit like a twat).

[QDRPHNC]

Happy to sub in or whatever but please @ me so I get a notey (notification)

[Famous Mortimer]

I'm still interested in playing @Famous Mortimer

@Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse , would you like to serve in a match against @QDRPHNC?

Let's get it on!

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

@Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse , would you like to serve in a match against @QDRPHNC?

Let's get it on!

@Famous Mortimer I'm happy to serve but you'll have to give me a few days to come up with something. Can I get a deadline please?