WimbleWrong 2022 Round 1 - touchingcloth v Ferris (NSFW)

[Ferris]

dont you tell me what to do you fucking bell-end

TOUCHINGCLOTH x 1000

[QDRPHNC]

Ferris, for giving ED 209 hair.

[Old Thrashbarg]

touchingcloth

[Fishfinger]

I reach quavering fingers towards the hem of cloth on this one, but kudos to Ferris for not bailing and some great returns there.

[touchingcloth]

dont you tell me what to do you fucking bell-end

TOUCHINGCLOTH x 1000

Bell ends like what you love making pictures of like a fucking DEVIANT?

FERRIES times a million turn around touch the ground no takebacks

[Ferris]

you have made a powerful enemy

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Ferris,. sympathy vote.

[TheGingerAlien]

TC

[Ferris]

Ferris,. sympathy vote.

Get in lad!!

[Spoon of Ploff]

draw

[DoesNotFollow]

"I don't want to play with poo anymore" had me cackling. And the fuckin' turd/Robocop/Woody amalgamation. Love it all, but Ferris fer me I think.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

touchingcloth for the turd shot.

[touchingcloth]

"I don't want to play with poo anymore" had me cackling. And the fuckin' turd/Robocop/Woody amalgamation. Love it all, but Ferris fer me I think.

There were no actual woodies, just dildos.

[Ferris]

One of which had robocop's hat crudely photoshopped onto it.

[touchingcloth]

Robert's Cap.

[Ferris]

Helmet on helmet action.

[pancreas]

i did laugh. TC.

[PlanktonSideburns]

ferris



what a shitshow

[Cerys]

Can't decide - both crap*














*See what I did there?

[Famous Mortimer]

VOTING OVER!

This somewhat resentful first round match is won by @touchingcloth , who bests @Ferris 9-4!

[touchingcloth]

Resentful? I loved it! Cheers @Ferris - thanks for not throwing in the towel, and I thought the MS Paint spraycan effect of shit and blood was chef's kiss.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea loved this one was punk as fuck

[Ferris]

Resentful? I loved it! Cheers @Ferris - thanks for not throwing in the towel, and I thought the MS Paint spraycan effect of shit and blood was chef's kiss.

Yeah great fun, lovely pair of shots and knew I was outmatched after the 2nd one but did what I could while pretending to work.

Truth be told, I knew I should have googled images of turds to spice up that final shot but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Unable to dig in and do the necessary to bring home a win, it's not a winner's mentality, Clive.

[Famous Mortimer]

I also got the score wrong (it was 9-5).

[Ferris]

To be fair mate you didn't count my 1,000 votes for cloth either. All very dodgy if you ask me.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yeah great fun, lovely pair of shots and knew I was outmatched after the 2nd one but did what I could while pretending to work.

Truth be told, I knew I should have googled images of turds to spice up that final shot but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Unable to dig in and do the necessary to bring home a win, it's not a winner's mentality, Clive.

Could have always curled one out and shopped it in

[touchingcloth]

Yeah great fun, lovely pair of shots and knew I was outmatched after the 2nd one but did what I could while pretending to work.

Truth be told, I knew I should have googled images of turds to spice up that final shot but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Unable to dig in and do the necessary to bring home a win, it's not a winner's mentality, Clive.

To keep myself safe, I googled it on my phone, emailed it to my non-work account, and accessed it on my webmail on work laptop so that I wouldn't get caught searching for scat.

And then I had the WW image open in the background when I was sharing my screen in a hangout.

[Ferris]

Could have always curled one out and shopped it in

Champion mentality. Why are you not competing this year?

[Ferris]

To keep myself safe, I googled it on my phone, emailed it to my non-work account, and accessed it on my webmail on work laptop so that I wouldn't get caught searching for scat.

And then I had the WW image open in the background when I was sharing my screen in a hangout.

I used my non-work laptop, and just hoped my wife didn't walk in. Got away with it.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Champion mentality. Why are you not competing this year?

Constipated