Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb

[Ray Travez]

frankly you've made a terrible mess of my living room

[Glebe]

Some days you just can't get rid of a sex bomb.

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Baby you can turn upon

turn upon what, keith?

sorry I meant turnip on

thanks keith that's much clearer, a much clearer lyric

[Ray Travez]

Some days you just can't get rid of a sex bomb.

If you call the sex police, they'll alert the sex bomb squad

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Honky tonky he got a bum

[The Mollusk]

God what I wouldn't give to fuck a bomb right now

[bgmnts]

Met Tom Jones in a pub Cardiff one time, he actually sung that to me whilst he was slightly pissed and dribbling Carling down his chin onto his crocodile skin boots.

[jenna appleseed]

Why did Tom Jones always sound like he was singing Sex Bum though?

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hymn number three eight five

sex DAD sex DAD you're mah sex DAD
baby you can DAD me DAD

[Replies From View]

Imagine an entire church congregation singing it, and forlornly performing "rogering" motions where they think they should fit.

[jenna appleseed]

Imagine an entire church congregation singing it, and forlornly performing "rogering" motions where they think they should fit.

congrats, you've just created something even more deso worthy than my mum's church making the congregation sing Cliff's Millenium Prayer.

[Ray Travez]

What I like most there is people being unsure of where to time the pelvic thrusting motion, and looking around to follow their neighbours, leading to a kind of stuttering groinal Mexican wave. Also the the ad hoc improvisors- the vicar cupping his imaginary breasts and swaying from side to side, the woman who works in the bakers and her friend slapping their arses limply on the word "you're."

[non capisco]

I liked it when he went "Think I better DANCE now!" and then stamped about in a circle like a stunned bear in a Balkan carnival.

[non capisco]

The other bit I like in his cover of Prince's 'Kiss' is when he changes the bit where Prince sings "Women not girls rule my world" to "WOOOOMEN AND GIRLS RULE MY WORLD!" He'll give 'em all one, old Tom. Not like that prudish Prince guy and his famously selective libido.

[Sonny_Jim]

You're a sex bomb.
You've got a hairy minge and I've got a stinky dong

[Ray Travez]

The other bit I like in his cover of Prince's 'Kiss' is when he changes the bit where Prince sings "Women not girls rule my world" to "WOOOOMEN AND GIRLS RULE MY WORLD!" He'll give 'em all one, old Tom. Not like that prudish Prince guy and his famously selective libido.

made me laugh

"Think I better DANCE now!" is the greatest line in all of popular music. He's had a think, old Tom, and he's come to a decision. Dancing was always on the cards, but he's been putting it off. He knows he's a sham, hustling for coin with a shoddy kareoke bellow through this delicate masterpiece- maybe the dance will save me, if I do it Now. The Top of the Pops audience won't be satisfied until they've at least seen a shot at some hoofing. Like a recalcitrant donkey, he sets to work. "Think I better DANCE now!" It's a primal howl that speaks of the despair of age, all your triumphs long behind you, your tomorrows dwindling towards irrelevance and self-parody. A scream of desperation tears through his soul, the greatest voice of a generation, cut down to this. They need a dance, any dance. Dance, monkey!

[Shaxberd]