why do they make all pornographic videos so entirely interwoven like the MCU

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the fact that anal acrobats 6 makes no sense in isolation angers me

[dontpaintyourteeth]

acu

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you have to study these endless fetish videos that you have no personal interest in

why must we watch eight films from the 'stomping on autumn leaves in tartan slippers' series to follow a simple Anal Acrobats sequel??

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I like that porn film where a handyman comes round to fix a fridge and ends up with his dong in somebody's mouth. It was so successful they made several sequels.

"Your condenser is very dusty"
"Well I guess you'd better sweep it then"

Class

[Huxleys Babkins]

Did we really need a three hour Ben Dover origin film?

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Did we really need a three hour Ben Dover origin film?

Horrific.  Why did he have to be a baby, as well

[bgmnts]

Can't wait for the standalone prequel Cum next year. Apparently it will answer loads of questions from Ejaculation Impossible and Ejaculation Impossible 2. The post credit scenes in these films always leave me with goosebumps.

[willbo]

why did they change her queef power from the source material? It's meant to have brown flakes that float in the air! Such a fail

[Ray Travez]

I enjoyed Kristov Kieslovski's Three Ejaculations- White, but I'm not so keen on watching the other two