Wimblewrong 2022 - Quarter-Final Draw!

[Famous Mortimer]

Due to dropping out, I thought it best to promote two highest-scoring losers, so we have more of a QF draw.

@DoesNotFollow (wildcard) vs. @QDRPHNC

@TheGingerAlien vs. @touchingcloth

@Al Tha Funkee Homosapien (wildcard) vs. @Spoon of Ploff

@Mr Farenheit - BYE

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Due to dropping out, I thought it best to promote two highest-scoring losers, so we have a full QF draw.

Absolutely right and proper. Looking forward to the quarter final!

[Ferris]

I want to see cloth destroyed.

[Famous Mortimer]

Sorry about all this, but we've had quite a few people drop out so I've had to tweak the QF again (I accidentally included Mr Trouser, who said they're unable to continue). Hope it's acceptable!

[touchingcloth]

I want to see cloth destroyed.

Meet me round by the bins later, yeah, big boy?

[touchingcloth]

@Famous Mortimer the BYE was @QDRPHNC but they stepped into one or both of the Glebes' places, no? Are we to expect one or both or half of a Glebe?

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Sorry about all this, but we've had quite a few people drop out so I've had to tweak the QF again (I accidentally included Mr Trouser, who said they're unable to continue). Hope it's acceptable!

Next highest loser maybe?

[touchingcloth]

Maybe a series of increasingly bitter grudge matches between me and Ferris. WimbleWrong as blood sport. We're both left stranded on a desert island and have to sneak up on each other with a copy of CorelDRAW.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Next highest loser maybe?

actually nvm, the other losing players didn't make it into double digits

[Ferris]

Maybe a series of increasingly bitter grudge matches between me and Ferris. WimbleWrong as blood sport. We're both left stranded on a desert island and have to sneak up on each other with a copy of CorelDRAW.

You fucking wish. It's only my actual job that is limiting the number of death threats I'm PMing.

[Famous Mortimer]

@Famous Mortimer the BYE was @QDRPHNC but they stepped into one or both of the Glebes' places, no? Are we to expect one or both or half of a Glebe?

Mr Farenheit replaced a Glebe, I believe. This is every first round winner (minus Dr Trouser, who dropped out) plus the two highest scoring losers. I hope that's what I did, anyway.

[touchingcloth]

You fucking wish. It's only my actual job that is limiting the number of death threats I'm PMing.

I will look for you. I will find you, and I will photoshop Ron's face onto a dildo you.

[Ferris]

gonna tell barry on you

[touchingcloth]

Mr Farenheit replaced a Glebe, I believe. This is every first round winner (minus Dr Trouser, who dropped out) plus the two highest scoring losers. I hope that's what I did, anyway.

The draw has Mr F playing BYE, but didn't BYE go bye bye already when subbing in to play against Poirot's?

[touchingcloth]

gonna tell barry on you

He's PMd me to say he's going to turn you to baked beans.

[Ferris]

gonna start spreading rumours now

[Famous Mortimer]

The draw has Mr F playing BYE, but didn't BYE go bye bye already when subbing in to play against Poirot's?

BYE is a weak player, it's true

[Mr Farenheit]

I'm gonna walk this round

[Spoon of Ploff]

I'm gonna walk this round

BYE

[touchingcloth]

Bring Your Erotica

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Can I not serve as I'm accidently on holiday in France so would do better with going second? If not I can bang something out on the iPad whilst pissed out of my head on cheap plonk.

[Famous Mortimer]

Can I not serve as I'm accidently on holiday in France so would do better with going second? If not I can bang something out on the iPad whilst pissed out of my head on cheap plonk.

If @Spoon of Ploff agrees, sure!

[Spoon of Ploff]

If @Spoon of Ploff agrees, sure!

Would have been nice not to serve twice in a row, but sure, whatever, enjoy France yeah, must be nice to have a holiday, have a great old time yeah... tell you what... i'll take all my allotted 72 hours to play a shot shall i? give you a nice long rest before you have to trouble yourself with the return of serve yeah..? its all good.. no really, couldn't be happier for you

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Would have been nice not to serve twice in a row, but sure, whatever, enjoy France yeah, must be nice to have a holiday, have a great old time yeah... tell you what... i'll take all my allotted 72 hours to play a shot shall i? give you a nice long rest before you have to trouble yourself with the return of serve yeah..? its all good.. no really, couldn't be happier for you

Thanks hun.

[Famous Mortimer]

@DoesNotFollow (wildcard) vs. @QDRPHNC

It's been four days since I posted this. I'm not sure how this is treated - is it a double forfeit?

[selectivememory]

I would say that it's up to the server to play the first shot, so I wouldn't penalize QDRPHNC for it. If @DoesNotFollow isn't playing, maybe @QDRPHNC could take on @Mr Farenheit instead? Then you'd have three matches, with one high-scoring loser to qualify for the next round

[Famous Mortimer]

Sounds good, although given one of the 2nd round games has already finished, I'm not sure how everyone would feel. But, what say you, @QDRPHNC and @Mr Farenheit ?

[QDRPHNC]

I'm fine with it.

[touchingcloth]

Well it sticks in my craw.

[Mr Farenheit]

Well I'm not very happy about having to actually play a full round. So far I get byes or my opponent has to drop out. I had assumed this would happen all the way to the final... apparently not?

Yeah, no problems to step in but im tied up with work trips for the next three days. It might be Saturday until I have a serve