Wimblewrong 2022 - Quarter-Final Draw!

[DoesNotFollow]

Apologies I didn't really read this thread after I lost the vote in the first round, plus I've been busy. I'm afraid I am out for good this year.

[Ferris]

My grassroots "Campaign To Restore Ferris" has officially launched!

[Ferris]

If you only count the legal votes, I won! By a lot!

[touchingcloth]

If you only count the legal votes, I won! By a lot!

I won't believe this result until your attorney announces it outside a garden centre.

[Ferris]

The silly dickhead got distracted by the dildo shop next store. When he's finished in there, he'll come out and explain it all. Mark my words.

[Spoon of Ploff]

This thing still happening?

[touchingcloth]

It's an absolute shambles. I think I've probably won with @Ferris as a runner up even though I was clearly beaten in the latest round by @TheGingerAlien who I reckon is a solid third.

[Ferris]

It's an absolute shambles. I think I've probably won with @Ferris as a runner up even though I was clearly beaten in the latest round by @TheGingerAlien who I reckon is a solid third.

cloth

[TheGingerAlien]

I hope @Famous Mortimer is alright. Might play some more shots for the hell of it. And yes I am a "solid turd".

[Famous Mortimer]

Sorry all, I sliced my hand open on a stanley knife and typing has been a bit of a pain. And I'm lazy. I guess as the replacement game hasn't been started either, do I call another forfeit?

[Famous Mortimer]

It looks like we're only going to get two quarter-final games, so...would the winners of the two matches we've actually had be prepared to face @Mr Farenheit in a three-way final?

[Spoon of Ploff]

time to come down on these lollygaggers like a ton of bricks say i.

[QDRPHNC]

This is a nightmare. A living nightmare.

[selectivememory]

Mr F said it might take him until Saturday to post his serve:

Yeah, no problems to step in but im tied up with work trips for the next three days. It might be Saturday until I have a serve

Still waiting for Al to post his return to Ploff. I think in the circumstances I'd give them both a bit more time, otherwise you'll only have one completed match in this round. Just depends how patient everyone is feeling! Understandable if people want to get on with it though.

[Famous Mortimer]

Mr F said it might take him until Saturday to post his serve:


Still waiting for Al to post his return to Ploff. I think in the circumstances I'd give them both a bit more time, otherwise you'll only have one completed match in this round. Just depends how patient everyone is feeling! Understandable if people want to get on with it though.

Dammit, I missed that one. Sorry Mr F. And @QDRPHNC .

I don't have any horse in this race, so however the remaining people want to do it is fine with me.

[Spoon of Ploff]

people living their lives.. what has the world come to?

[TheGingerAlien]

It's the fucking AI, it's already won!

Happy to wait to get my arse handed to me though.

FM: Hope your Stanley injury sorts itself out. I've done that and it's absolutely horrid. So much blood, urghh

[Famous Mortimer]

I'm just hoping my scar is long and interesting.

[Mr Farenheit]

I like the idea of a tooled up umpire. @Famous Mortimer bringing some much-needed toughness to the tournament, I certainly won't be questioning any decision!

Yeah, I'm still in for the match with QDRPHNC. I have an idea for my serve but it's likely to be Saturday if that's ok.

[Ferris]

Just get on with it. Get on with it!!

Edit: sorry that was meant for brexit thread.

[touchingcloth]

I like the idea of a tooled up umpire

I like the idea of a ref who

don't have any horse in this race

and players who are

tied up with work trips for the next three days

or

accidently on holiday

or

living their lives

The actual Wimbledon, the footie, the Olympics are - what - 2 weeks apiece? I think people would chill the fuck out and the Brit supporters would get less of a reputation if matches were more moveable feasts. The Olympics could still be going on by the next Olympics if they were run more like WW, and the world would be the better for it. Did you see Tovill and Dean still skating a bolero 38 years later? Magic.

[QDRPHNC]

Yeah, I'm still in for the match with QDRPHNC. I have an idea for my serve but it's likely to be Saturday if that's ok.

ok wirth me

[touchingcloth]

Just get on with it. Get on with it!!

Edit: sorry that was meant for brexit thread.

Bobby Fischer used to play himself at chess. Garth Keenan Top Trumpsed against a dummy hand. Ronalado probably did keepy uppies between his many rapes, or during them when he was feeling cocky.

What I'm saying is, why haven't you kicked off Ferris vs. Ferris yet?

[Ferris]

Because I'd easily win. No challenge in it.