10 years since this slag

[Butchers Blind]

The CaB silver jubilee this year. Check local listings for street parties in your area.

[flotemysost]

In terms of time actually spent logged in, 64 days I've been posting online with CaBbers (CaBbers, who the fuck are CaBbers)

...but that's not counting the intermittent lurking I did in between finding this place around 2011/20212-ish, and finally getting over the fact I don't really have anything useful/intelligent to add and joining the fray anyway (I think registrations were closed for a while during that time as well, iirc).

The CaB silver jubilee this year. Check local listings for street parties in your area.

We should invent some sort of commemorative dish, à la Coronation Chicken and that quiche or pie or whatever it was for the King that everyone's forgotten about already. Maybe some sort of concoction incorporating a geriatric tinned pie, helichocter, egginafuckingchip, and some disappointing mince pies.

[SetToStun]

We should invent some sort of commemorative dish, à la Coronation Chicken and that quiche or pie or whatever it was for the King that everyone's forgotten about already. Maybe some sort of concoction incorporating a geriatric tinned pie, helichocter, egginafuckingchip, and some disappointing mince pies.

If you don't have tinned chicken, no one will come.

[Ferris]

that quiche or pie or whatever it was for the King that everyone's forgotten about already

Imagine thinking "what's gonna really connect with the public, meet them where they're at, but also create something iconic and new that'll last the ages" and coming up with a fucking quiche.

The writing was on the wall.

I'd have done something dead easy that's actually nice like honey on toast or lamb bhoona. Get the shitmunchers on board.

[flotemysost]

If you don't have tinned chicken, no one will come.

Ah yeah, that's the one! In my mind it was a Fray Bentos pie for some reason, but an enitre tinned chicken is somehow infinitely better. Brings added depth to the satisfied twinkle of the chap's expression and his wife's mild trepidation.

[Consignia]

Wanton abuse of what I think is still a gold member perk, the worse offenders:

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth	1058d 22h 26m
mook	974d 23h 56m
selectivememory	965d 22h 0m
Old Nehamkin	950d 19h 7m
imitationleather	897d 22h 14m
Blumf	889d 16h 16m
biggytitbo	861d 4h 14m
Zetetic	825d 6h 48m
Replies From View	789d 1h 58m
Consignia	758d 5h 42m

I used to be much higher, but I'm Evertoning my way out of this league.