Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!

[Better Midlands]

Can somebody please photoshop these big chips onto that balding Bristolian man's medium fry-up so that I can get a better sense of scale? cheers

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Seriously though is that a chip

how

[Gurke and Hare]

I kept my giant chip in the freezer until I moved house in 2016.

When you are blessed with a miracle you don't let it go.

I notice you don't deny ever sticking it up your arse.

[imitationleather]

It's my chip, I can do what I fucking like with it.

[shiftwork2]

Nobody has mentioned that the potato it was chipped from must have been at least that length as well.  Imagine a potato with a 7-inch longest dimension - you can't.

[seepage]

I think they are made from reformed chip meat covered in chip skin.

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

Amazing. You'd think he'd look happier though. You might say that he's carrrying the weight of some sort of grudge!

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

Imagine how many eggs you could fit in a chip like that.

[ElTwopo]

Metro have a penchant for big chip scoops

Imagine how long it would be if they straightened it out.

Go on, imagine.

[steve98]

... To my youngest son I leave my celebrated 7.5 inch chip and my photo-collection of celebrities interacting humorously with it.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Nobody has mentioned that the potato it was chipped from must have been at least that length as well.  Imagine a potato with a 7-inch longest dimension - you can't.

Have you ever had oven chips? You'd be forgiven for thinking they might be made by mashing up potatoes with some other shit and pressing them back together.

[steve98]

Could one of these whoppers have done for Stuart Lubbock? They blamed a chair leg, but...

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"Make my chip a meme" pleads man with restraining order lodged him against by his own shed.

[Dex Sawash]

Proper replica

[Blumf]

What's this 22cm bollocks!? Brexit mate! Inches!

[seepage]

Have you ever had oven chips? You'd be forgiven for thinking they might be made by mashing up potatoes with some other shit and pressing them back together.

Ahem:

I think they are made from reformed chip meat covered in chip skin.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Could one of these whoppers have done for Stuart Lubbock?

Barrymore's worn it since on his shoulder.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'd just like to mention that my oven chip is 8 inches long, ladies.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'd just like to mention that my oven chip is 8 inches long, ladies.

pity it's crinkle cut though

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's what you do with a gigantic seven inch long oven chip that counts

[Ferris]

First the helichocter, now this.

[JamesTC]

It doesn't matter how long your chip is, girth is what truly matters in these things.

[JesusAndYourBush]

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Just spent twenty minutes trying to make a giant oven chip fit in the bedroom from 2001. I have no place to be laughing at this man.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Not the bedroom, but...

[touchingcloth]

Imagine how many eggs you could fit in a chip like that.

Imagine how fucking massive of a single egg you could get in that massive fucking chip.

[buttgammon]

Imagine how fucking massive of a single egg you could get in that massive fucking chip.

Ostrichegginafuckingchip

[Icehaven]

He looks like a very chekky chippie.

FTFY

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Now he just needs to find an onion ring with a massive diameter to complete the set.