Starmer VIII: Labour will set you free

[Buelligan]

There doesn't appear to be much analysis of the turnout Keith's Continuity Capitalists need to actually win next time. The general opinion poll is a poor indicator of strength of feeling of the electorate.

I don't think Labour's pissweak Sending Thoughts and Prayers to Gondor approach is establishing firm Labour support or tentative swing support, moreover, it is falling into the Miliband trap of needing to function at such a visible level of uneasy duplicity and weakness people get the distinct sense fuck all will happen.

Labour could win but it would need overwhelming bad news for the Tories and the British people - all indicators suggest they will just hit the CREATE MONEY button to make it go away while using that as cover to flog the remains of the state off to their pals.

The frustrating part is that Starmer could if he decided try and reinvent himself as Burnham with populist policies with a sensible face and walk this election. But he won't as he is surrounded by Blairite cunts and is a tragicomic cunt loser.

I don't think he could, not at this point, even if he wanted to, his habitual lies are so easily, straightforwardly, illustrated, no one with half a brain would trust any damascene conversion on his part.  Not now. 

I think that's so nailed on, even if he honestly admitted all the lies and promised to change because the Spirits of Christmas were hiding in his wardrobe, most people still wouldn't believe him.

The only people that will follow Kieth now are those who've tied their careers to his little mast and neolib cultists (and the second group will only do it until Wes or Mandy tells them they can stop).

[BlodwynPig]

Is Starmer Moseley to Truss' baby hitler?

[Buelligan]

Maybe Edward VIII, no discernable talents but the press all cry he has. 

[DrGreggles]

There's got to be a sitcom in this...

[Pink Gregory]

Think the leader's office forgot to charge him

[Johnny Yesno]

He's seen a witch. She's got the regulation hat on at a jaunty angle, and everything.

[Sebastian Cobb]

There's got to be a sitcom in this...

"That was too close...You were almost a Liz Sandwich."

[Sebastian Cobb]

God I'm bored.

[Buelligan]

Remove the head or destroy the brain.

[Chollis]

"Doesn't look like anything to me"

[Blumf]

Remove the headsuit or destroy the brain.

FTFY

[jobotic]

Lucky that Labour MPs are unable to say anything other than "I Love Quenn" on the day that it's announced that the government will allow unlimited bankers bonuses.

[Buelligan]

Right.  Just interjecting now to say, STARMER IX: The Nightmare contd.  Or something else but it needs doing.  Yeah?

[shoulders]

Starmtroopers: Act 9!

[Blumf]

Starmtroopers: Act 9!

A New Hopelessness

[wrec]

Starmer: IX-nay on the ikes-stray

[Buelligan]

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