Penis Beaker Discussion Forum in New Low (Mumsnet thread)

[popcorn]

What are "scrunch bum leggings"?

[Kankurette]

Tight leggings that give you a wedgie, I suppose.

[pierre boo-lez]

"Going around showing off your anus is not something to be proud of"

Now you tell me.

It's ok beanheadmcginty, I for one still think you've an anus to be proud of. Show the world!

[bgmnts]

What are "scrunch bum leggings"?

They look uncomfortable to be honest, which is the last thing you'd expect from leggings.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Do they hook onto your kidneys

A hilarious look, and one to be encouraged. Will be remembered the same as those old timey mens leggings and buckled boots combo

[kalowski]

"Going around showing off your anus is not something to be proud of"

Now you tell me.

What about going around showing off someone else's anus?

[Kelvin]

Two cabbages having a snog.

[Kankurette]

The I/P threads are a treat. 'Israel is playing the victim because of the Holocaust and thinks it can do what it wants because Jews are the chosen people' on one side, 'Palestine supporters are all purple haired people with Palestine flags in their Twitter bios' on the other.

Side note: people always get the 'chosen people' thing so wrong. It's not about being given free rein to conquer the world. It's not about thinking we're better than gentiles. It's more like being a lab rat.

[bgmnts]

Think it's hard to spin the notion of a 'chosen people' to anything other than awful crap that will just engender resentfulness.

[PlanktonSideburns]

People need more empathy then, - I've met a few chosen ones, being a chosen one looks like a pain in the arse

[bgmnts]

Met a few myself and they were just normal people like me so that was nice. Unsure why God would choose anyone anyway, maybe just for a laugh.

[PlanktonSideburns]

That guy,, needs his fuckin harddrive checked

[Kankurette]

Aaaaaaand that's me done with CaB for a few days.

[bgmnts]

Dafuq?

[Barry Admin]

Dunno.

Reading Mumsnet = digital self-harm. Stop.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Missed this, apologies if my generalised dribbling on here caused any offence kanks

[Mr Banlon]

What are "scrunch bum leggings"?

A Ted Nugent 'B' side

[Kankurette]

This site is far worse for my mental health than Mumsnet. Sorry, but it's the truth. I think it would be better if I fucked off from here for a few days.