For the last time, IT ISN'T PEE!

[ziggy starbucks]

Personally I'd love women to weep or spurt semen out their sex hole, but they don't. They just don't

They just don't

[Jerzy Bondov]

Ziggy have you ever seen one of those videos where the ladies have enormous fake willies that shoot out industrial quantities of fake semen? Um, I have not.

[ziggy starbucks]

hopefully future technological advances will make those porn films more realistic. I read in New Scientist that biochemists in Japan have produced fake semen that could not be differentiated from real semen in 100 blind taste/texture/colour tests. Hopefully future vaginal spurting/weeping technology will harness this new and exciting invention.