Who is Gus the Fox?

[Morrison Lard]

If you like I will log on every day for a year and Karma you. Just because I know it bothers you. You don't have any friends do you?

Nail on the head[nb]Fuck off ya tedious prick[/nb]

[ProbablyAverage]

Thought so.

[castro diaz]

If you like I will log on every day for a year and Karma you. Just because I know it bothers you. You don't have any friends do you?

Something in your writing betrays the fact that you're 5'8".  I don't know what it is, but it's there, hidden.

I wish you were happier.  Here's a picture of ex-Everton shot stopper Neville Southall to cheer you up.

[ProbablyAverage]

I like Big Nev.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Is this satire?

[shiftwork2]

Did anyone see Come Dine With Me last night?  I'm glad the lawyer lady won because her lamb was cooked to perfection and all of the guests enjoyed it.  I also liked the look of her starter.

[NoSleep]

satire?

-sa

[Morrison Lard]

How was the vineyard stag do?

[Morrison Lard]

I also liked the look of her starter.

You filthy bitch

[shiftwork2]

You filthy bitch

She doubled up on dessert too - a chocolate mousse alongside a fruity number.  Quite in fashion this multiple dessert lark, although I imagine it increases the amount of work you'd have to do.

[mook]

nah, you could make a parfait, a sorbet and crepes all in advance, then stick some fucking space dust on it.

[castro diaz]

How was the vineyard stag do?

Good thanks.  The tour was done in Valenciano so I couldn't understand most of it, but it essentially goes seed>soil>grape>sun>wine.  There was also a cellar that looked like the barrel bashing stage in Street Fighter 2, but unfortunately I had left my E Honda costume at home.

No real anecdotes came from it though.  We didn't get arrested or kill a pig or anything like I was led to believe.  It just ain't like the movies, life.  Has anyone been tied to a lamppost or woken up in Belgium or something?

[Morrison Lard]

Has anyone been tied to a lamppost or woken up in Belgium or something?

I woke up in Belgium once, fucking horrible[nb]It actually wasn't that bad. Full of toothless smackheads, but pleasant renough. Imagine Swansea, in the future[/nb]

[Thursday]

You know, Probably Average there was always the option of explaining what Gus the Fox is, before asking who he is. The name was vaguely familiar to me, but I couldn't remember why at first, then later realized there was some twitter account that I saw once and didn't follow because I didn't find it funny.

Clearly most people have no idea what Gus the Fox is, let alone who's behind it or why the answer to that would be interesting anyway. If you'd just bothered to briefly set that up in your first post, you might not have got such a hostile response.

[Neville Chamberlain]

ProbablyAverage is the worst forum contributor I have ever come across!

In fact, round my place, he's known as "DefinitelyTerrible" lol

[Morrison Lard]

I have ever come across!

Filthy pig

[BlodwynPig]

Filthy pig

http://sharkingforchipsanddrinks.com/2012/08/06/fantastic-mr-gus-the-fox-reveals-his-filthy-secret-london-hotspots/

[ProbablyAverage]

bothered to briefly set that up in your first post, you might not have got such a hostile response.

Seriously?? There are many things I life I know nothing about, but that doesn't inspire me to spout bile...

The hostile response, in retrospect, was more like 12 year old girls at play time. You know, "She said "peeps" - fucking hell, we are NEVER going to speak to her again!"

And really, I don't have to defend that question, the bell ends who immediately started the insults should look to themselves. If you don't know the answer, ignore it.

So, someone comes up to you in the street and asks where the nearest Asda is, right. But YOU know that {INESERT WHICHEVER SHITHOLE YOU LIVE IN} doesn't have an Asda, so you start shouting at them at the top of your lungs - WANKER, IDIOT. Of course if they had taken the time to find out that {INESERT WHICHEVER SHITHOLE YOU LIVE IN AGAIN} doesn't have an Asda it would never have happened, so it is obviously their fault for asking the question. But that's okay on the Internet.

Fucktard.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I'm more of a Waitrose man, myself :o)

[ProbablyAverage]

Actually I go to Tesco, and we don't have an Asda.

[Blumf]

Tesco has terrible bread and ham. And moral fibre, that's bad at Tesco too.

[madhair60]

I'm Gus the Fox.

[Buelligan]

Actually, I am peeps.

[ProbablyAverage]

In that case I love you.

[madhair60]

Like a fox

[Jim_MacLaine]

Actually, I am peeps.

Ughhhh.[nb]Consistency[/nb]

[Buelligan]

Wordfashion.  List me up some acceptable and perhaps even admirable words (the kind that show you are a proper person each time you enunciate publicly), will you please?

[Jim_MacLaine]

Homies/Guerties/Bims/Johns/Chorts

s'easy.

[mook]

remember that show "crazy like a fox" i hated that show when i was a kid - i can't really remember the premise much further than it was some old git and a younger git solving/doing crimes? something like that anyway. what really got me though was the old git's house, well not the house as such, it was the mortar joint on the face brickwork. it jutted out way passed the face of the brickwork. and that is why they were crazy, not 'cos they took crazy risks fighting/doing crime. they were crazy 'cos they paid for a house that was built in such a way as to positively encourage the ingress of moisture. the show should have been called "gits who use shite surveyors like a fox." and they were jewish.

[mook]

actually, thinking about it again - i think it might have been magnum's house with the dodgy pointing. sorry about that.