CaB Film Club: MEET DAVE: Film4 - Sunday at 7.10pm

[NoSleep]

Last reel to go.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

I was enjoying them.

[mycroft]

Phwoar, Number Three got pissed on!

[Zero Gravitas]

It's a hard world for little things.

[small_world]

I often see a thread that has had views in the tens, with no replies. Some times I wonder if the more popular threads are being read by people, who, although are interested in the subject, just don't bother to post.

I wonder how many 'lurkers' there are in this thread.

[Goldentony]

That two timing alien bastard

[Subtle Mocking]

The 'nearly kiss' moment. In every shitty film, that 'nearly kiss' occurs.

[Dead kate moss]

I bet the mutineers haven't counted on the milfs pot supply! Or something.

[Zero Gravitas]

ooh novint falcon right there.

[mycroft]

Well that mutiny lasted a long time.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

This film seems to be going off the rails a bit. Conceptually.

[Subtle Mocking]

O captain my captain!

[Zero Gravitas]

In his bot?

[Goldentony]

A beautiful message for all of us out there. If your space orb falls into the ocean, do the right thing and sacrifice your robot humanoid cyborg spaceship.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

I saw an interview with Murphy where he paid tribute to The Beezer, and Malcolm Judge in particular.

[Dead kate moss]

Oh this bit's completely different to Splash.

[Subtle Mocking]

*wipes tear from eye*

[mycroft]

It's just like the end of Jesus of Nazareth.

Until now.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Foiled by a net. Bah.

[SavageHedgehog]

He doesn't no. Maybe I should spam him with suggestions for it.

Keep that tedious one-not fucker away from MEET DAVE. It's clear only Verbwhores are truly able to MEET DAVE on the correct terms.

[NoSleep]

Earth Wind & Fire... the three elements that fuel DAVE.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

He needs a shit. End film.

[Subtle Mocking]

And now, the obligatory American rap/funk song end credits!

[Zero Gravitas]

That was definitely better than Citizen Kane.

[NoSleep]

Nothing obligatory about Earth Wind & Fire.

[Subtle Mocking]

It was better than The Changeling.

[mycroft]

Didn't DAVE have a bigger crew than that? How many of them are in the shoe-vessel? Is Number Two still in his arse? What happens when the Feds cut the DAVESHIP up and plunder its technology? Do the crew in the shoe-vessel have a sex party now they have obtained the secrets of The Funk?

THERE IS SO MUCH SEQUEL POTENTIAL TO THIS FILM.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Downloading  [nb]Murphy and Malcolm Judge[/nb]DVD commentary as we speak.

[confettiinmyhair]

My favourite character was the homosexual stereotype.

[Goldentony]

I was wondering about the plot holes left unanswered too. Number 2 is going to be trapped in DAVE's arse forever it seems.

I might have to go out and rent it to give it a real analysis later