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Captain Tom Moore

Started by weekender, April 15, 2020, 06:15:12 PM

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GoblinAhFuckScary

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on October 13, 2021, 01:58:05 PM
Justice? Not in this life, mate.

certainly justice where he's gone though

frajer

Quote from: GoblinAhFuckScary on October 13, 2021, 02:44:32 PM
certainly justice where he's gone though

Yeah Barbados isn't all that.

Suttonpubcrawl

Saw this knitted Captain Tom in a shop window today

frajer

Feed For Tomatoes? Tom you dolt, they feed us!!

JamesTC

Voodoo doll a bit redundant now he's dead.

Midas

Quote from: JamesTC on November 15, 2021, 06:46:08 PM
Voodoo doll a bit redundant now he's dead.

Still, can't hurt to sprinkle that ant killer on it just in case.

JamesTC

I guess he is literally feed for tomatoes now.

Captain Z

Bit slow to take down their Halloween decorations.

Didn't 'tom' used to be slang for prostitute?

Ray Travez

He was certainly 'keen' to 'spray starch' on his tours of India

Fambo Number Mive

QuoteA song inspired by Captain Sir Tom Moore has been released to mark Remembrance Day.

White Doves of Peace contains the line "Captain Tom showed us the way he stepped towards his goal" and its writer hoped to inspire "more friendship, more harmony and more peace".

It was performed by a choir of former soldiers the Chelsea Pensioners and pupils from Bedford School, where Capt Sir Tom's grandson Benjie Ingram-Moore attends.

He said: "I think he would have had a bit of a chuckle and a smile. He would never have dreamed that this would happen and he would have been included in a song."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59178150

QuoteHe used his time in the spotlight to raise as much money for charity as possible, and one of his final efforts was to help his daughter, Hannah Ingram-Moore, design a commemorative poppy for the The Royal British Legion.

In the run up to Armistice Day, which has always been "hugely important" for her family, Hannah hopes people can remember her late father by buying the special edition pin.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/captain-toms-daughter-creates-poppy-25412990

Fambo Number Mive

And of course he has a restaurant named after him

QuoteA new fish and chips restaurant designed to look like a ship's dining hall is set to open in Hornchurch this weekend.

Captain Tom seafood restaurant, located by Lidl supermarket, is due to welcome customers on Sunday (November 14),

The inspiration behind the name, Captain Sir Tom Moore, became a national hero during lockdown when he raised millions of pounds for the NHS.

The nautical eatery is also opening a branch in Epping and promises diners "fine dining elements" paired with traditional fish and chips...

https://www.romfordrecorder.co.uk/news/business/hornchurch-welcomes-captain-tom-seafood-restaurant-8483812

idunnosomename

Wonder what his other "final efforts" were.

Let us know in the comments 👇

JamesTC


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Cpt Tom™/Poppy madness crossover:



Poignant.

JamesTC

When will they realise that his silhouette looks like Johnny 5 is giving him a blowjob.

Quote

That particular one makes him look like he's operating some kind of ye olde steam-powered penis pump.

Haha, yeah, that's what I thought. Wheeling his victorian shagging machine towards his wife's prolapsed arsehole.

BlodwynPig

Did we lose the knowledge of commas thanks to Sir Tom?

Quote from: JamesTC on November 16, 2021, 01:00:31 PM
When will they realise that his silhouette looks like Johnny 5 is giving him a blowjob.

They already know. That's why they keep using it.

frajer

Johnny 5     -     Tom 100

Old boys down the Legion using Windows Movie Maker to create their own montages of Johnny 5 and Captain Tom.

Johnny 5 facing down an army of cynical, traitorous lefties shouting "No disassemble! No disassemble Captain Tom's legacy! Also, Hannah Ingram-Moore deserves an OBE!"


Rich Uncle Skeleton

red like the blood on her hands.

Midas

cunt on the right posing like captain scarlet

What's that around Kemp's wrist and why is he tweaking his nipple?

BlodwynPig

Has Hannah quit her job at the till in Aldi now?

idunnosomename

Quote from: Midas on November 17, 2021, 06:04:27 PM
cunt on the right posing like captain scarlet
indestcuntable

Butchers Blind

Covid cases are rising - get up out of your grave you lazy, dead bastard and save the nation, again.

Fambo Number Mive

Quote...Now the family of Captain Sir Tom Moore, who died in February, want to set up an annual day in his honour in a bid to create a 'Children in Need for older people'.

The plan for a Captain Tom Day, which could be launched next June, would help 'revolutionise the way society thinks about ageing'.

It will encourage Britons to raise funds through a variety of ways similar to the BBC's Children in Need, which has raised more than £1billion since 1980.

Dame Esther Rantzen, who is helping with the push, said yesterday: 'If we can dedicate Captain Tom Day to older people and can call upon people of every age to join in, that suddenly makes [them] visible again and we can enjoy the skills and life experience they all have to offer.'...