Is it wrong to fancy Miss Piggy? Just a little bit?

[Russ L]

This is actually an entirely serious thread but someone will moan if I post it in General Bullshit where it belongs, so I've put it here.

Anyway, after extensive consultation with moral philosophers and ministers of religion I contend that the answer is: no.

[Glebe]

Wayne Campbell laughs.

[Russ L]

That pervert only fancied cartoon characters.

[Ray Travez]

There's a BDSM quiz you can do online, and if you fancy Miss Piggy you're a submissive voyeur with furry tendencies

[Russ L]

Miss Piggy's not furry, silly.  You're thinking of Fozzy Bear or Rowlf.

[Ray Travez]

She fucking is, she's made of felt!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea its fine, human brains have all sorts of funny ideas. I was alarmed to find my self aroused by the idea of being shagged by one of those house-integral hoovers, so what

[Dex Sawash]

She fucking is, she's made of felt!

certainly was meant to be felt up

[Russ L]

She fucking is, she's made of felt!

The girl is PURE RAW PORK

[Senior Baiano]

She does not leave the lizard alone

[Sonny_Jim]

I have strange feelings about Peggy Hill.

Although it's mostly because I get angry about the way Hank treats her and I think she deserves much, much better.

[dissolute ocelot]

If you don't fancy Miss Piggy you must be one of those asexual people I read about on Tumblr. Boys want to fuck her. Girls want to be her and fuck her. Your dad definitely wants to fuck her but there's no way he'd satisfy her. Your mum on the other hand...

[The Bumlord]

Kermit would absolutely batter the lot of you for this thread - he'd be doing that screaming thing with his arms jiggling in the air

[Sonny_Jim]

I'd go with Miss Piggy, but I'd be thinking of Peggy

[Video Game Fan 2000]

socrates: is it gay if the puppeteer is a man
poor sod on his way to work: obviously
socrates: are you a christian
poor sod picking up the pace: yes
socrates: married are you
poor sod striding quickly: yes
socroates: does god know everything thats going to happen
poor sod breaking into a sprint: ...yea

[Glebe]

Kermit would absolutely batter the lot of you for this thread - he'd be doing that screaming thing with his arms jiggling in the air

Think you're jumping to conclusions there. It's unfair to assume that that's all there is to Ker-

[Senior Baiano]

Kermit would absolutely batter the lot of you for this thread - he'd be doing that screaming thing with his arms jiggling in the air

Kermit has huge cuckold fetishist energy, he would absolutely be encouraging this

[Glebe]

Kermit has huge cuckold fetishist energy, he would absolutely be encouraging this

[idunnosomename]

If fancy Miss Piggy you do, a bit fancy Yoda also surely you must.

[Russ L]

They look nothing alike.

[Dex Sawash]

both feel the same on inside