The Last CaB post that made you GUFF-FOUR : The LOLy and the IV

[shoulders]

Hahahahaha

[Kankurette]

Last time I opened up someone's recutm a load of polarrhoids spilled out.

That whole thread is hilarious.

[Butchers Blind]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=5138162

[non capisco]

That whole thread is hilarious.

Yep, the reveal at the end of Ron Superior's OP that Glebe has already singled out is one of the biggest laughs I've ever had on here. Amazing.

[Paul Calf]

Omfg. Crying with laughter at in the pre-dawn darkness.

[Brian Freeze]

The above offering from Pijlstaart is wonderful too.

Thanks for my very undeserving inclusion, cheered me up, ta.

[Kankurette]

Jangling keys in front of the eyes of the typical LadBaby fan is enough to captivate them for a good 10 minutes at least, so you're probably right.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

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[jobotic]

Some of those that roll sausage
Are the same that burn crosses

[Twit 2]

The Yin to Anal Cunt's Yang.

[Ron Superior]

@jobotic I came here to post that same thing! The perfect culmination of everything going on in that thread.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I remember the first time I heard ocean drive, I swerved the Mondeo into a lay by and after taking of the driving gloves , sat and had a cry as I'd never heard something beautiful, didn't have a mobile then but I had to tell someone, I jumped out of the car and grabbed my carpet samples in the boot and flagged down a fellow travelling salesperson and turned up the volume.

We both sat there drinking a couple of fresh bottles of Yop and drove to Newcastle that very evening to witness this audio miracle for ourselves, when Angela left me some time later that year, Steve and I took a month sabbatical from carpetright and followed the lads around Europe.

That was frankly, the happiest 30 days of my life.

[Vodkafone]

Top drawer, that.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Bin Laden did 9/11 so that Basinski could make Disintegration Loops.

it was worth it.

thanks, osama!

[DoesNotFollow]

On what's on telly this Christmas:

The King's speech.

Spoiler alert

starring Colin Firth

[close]

[curiousoranges]

Not going to feign humility, I know I'm a funny fucker

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Not going to feign humility, I know I'm a funny fucker

'Funny' is odd new slang for 'corpse.'

[Replies From View]

Some of the funnies are amusing

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

really enjoyed picturing this hanging up with the rest of the fake notes glued up by the offie counter

Much preferred the old one.

[shoulders]

Hahaha

[TrenterPercenter]

Yes! Roast parsnips with honey are the best. As are carrots with cumin.

Do you inject the semen or do you cut the carrot in half and spread it on like a sandwich?

Nice.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'm not proud of that, but I couldn't leave it hanging. :(

[TrenterPercenter]

I'm not proud of that, but I couldn't leave it hanging. :(

It's fine, you did what you had to do Hux, any subhuman perverted mollusk type creature one would do the same

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I'm not proud of that, but I couldn't leave it hanging. :(

"just give it a little shake before you tuck it away" - ainsley harriott

[Kankurette]

Looks like a glans that.

[Mobius]

Top spec, lot of room, 500 miles per charge, good for the environment, cool as fuck. What do you reckon? Your company interested?

You've persuaded me, we'll take ten.

Brilliant. You won't regret it.

[signs]


By the way, it only takes crisps.

[flotemysost]

The Royal Family presumably respect other black kings and queens though. Like monarchs of Africa and such. (I googled it, there's three.) Royal recognise royal.

[jenna appleseed]

Teletubbies, teletubbies, everywhere, and all the screens are dead.

[madhair60]

The little "Morton salt" saga in the latest Mort Sahl thread

[Kankurette]

PlanktonSideburns on Michael Bublé:

Saying he doesn't even arrange his own music is like saying of someone they didn't even make the nail bomb they left in the creche