I'm dying 😂

[touchingcloth]

Can someone call an amblingance? 😂 Quickly! 😂😂

[BlodwynPig]

Can someone call an amblingance? 😂 Quickly! 😂😂

Done. Said they'd be free Tuesday week.

[touchingcloth]

Stop it omg 😂😂 literally dying HA*HAHA 😂😂😂😂

*Help; Ambligance

[Senior Baiano]

Rip and all but i'm built different

[BlodwynPig]

While you are still with us TouchingClot', we've had a whip round for your memorial. Sadly, I've only managed 24 1/2 pence and some belly button fluff among the 170 friends, family, colleagues and acquaintances that I tracked down. I hope this doesn't bother you in your final hours.

[shoulders]

I reckon he not dying

He lying

[BlodwynPig]

He's trying and i'm crying

[touchingcloth]

Am actually dying HAHAHA omg 🤣😂🤣

[BlodwynPig]

Any final wishes?

[checkoutgirl]

Can someone call an amblingance? 😂 Quickly! 😂😂

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

Weird. I'm immortal. Can someone send the Sword of Muramasa?

[Senior Baiano]

touchingcloth... well I guess a shroud is made of cloth!! 😂

[touchingcloth]

I feel so bunged up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Russ L]

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