Verbwhores you never want to meet

[SpiderChrist]

I wouldn't like to meet SpiderChrist, because that would mean there is more than one of me, and that is a horrible thing to contemplate.

[McDead]

You're all just voices I have in my head, so if I ever meet you, I'm in real trouble!!



(I actually did meet a VW a while back, Jumble Cashback formerly of this parish. Nice fella)

[shoulders]

Jumble Cashback managed the most interactions with anyone here while not upsetting or offending a single soul. Not surprised that translates to rl.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Personally I would love to meet madhair

[Egyptian Feast]

This cunt

You already have, can't take it back now!

[McDead]

Jumble Cashback managed the most interactions with anyone here while not upsetting or offending a single soul. Not surprised that translates to rl.

Talented mfer as well, annoyingly

[Buelligan]

Your mum.

[Senior Baiano]

An actual spider christ would have to be crucified on a sort of asterisk I suppose. Makes you think

[Underturd]

An actual spider christ would have to be crucified on a sort of asterisk I suppose. Makes you think

An actual spider Christ would escape into the olive trees, by spinning a line of holy silk, or something though. Or scaring away any arachnophobic Romans. There you go, it did make me think, I hope you're satisfied.

[SpiderChrist]

I don't care for this thinking lark.

[Underturd]

Too busy evading pharisees?

[dissolute ocelot]

I'm preparing a ten-part survey of your opinion on the Alien films before I agree to meet any of you.

Spoiler alert

Answering "I don't give a shit about the Alien films" will be an acceptable response.

[close]

[Proactive]

Talented mfer as well, annoyingly

At my request he once drew a fucking brilliant picture of a man and woman engaged in a stand-up 69. I believe the woman was the one doing the standing.

[Dex Sawash]

I'm preparing a ten-part survey of your opinion on the Alien films before I agree to meet any of you.

Spoiler alert

Answering "I don't give a shit about the Alien films" will be an acceptable response.

[close]

3>s

[McDead]

At my request he once drew a fucking brilliant picture of a man and woman engaged in a stand-up 69. I believe the woman was the one doing the standing.

Good lord

[Jackson K Pollock]

This cunt

I know I'm probably not much more than a lurker to a lot of you, but I fail to see why I'm being singled out for this sort of abuse.

EDIT: And I'm mentioned two or three more times later in this thread! Is this for real?

I don't even think we've had much/any interaction in the past - I probably barely post more than half a dozen times a year.

Please explain.

[cheesebot]

In case you're not joking. The link will take anyone to their profile, so you're being the opposite of singled out - er marrieded in?

It's a common trope here.

[shiftwork2]

This never fails to be funny.

[cheesebot]

This never fails to be funny.

It can actually be quite traumatic to a lurker the first time it happens. Oh I see - as you were.

[steve98]

This never fails to be funny.

I don't find it remotely funny: Poor cunts thinking they're being picked on and abused (For nothing). I remember it happening to me and being really upset.

[cheesebot]

I might be wrong, but I don't think it's actually done with the intention of catching anyone out these days. That's not much solice for those that do get caught out though I guess.

[Ambient Sheep]

I know I'm probably not much more than a lurker to a lot of you, but I fail to see why I'm being singled out for this sort of abuse.

EDIT: And I'm mentioned two or three more times later in this thread! Is this for real?

I don't even think we've had much/any interaction in the past - I probably barely post more than half a dozen times a year.

Please explain.

In case you're not joking. The link will take anyone to their profile...

From 2015:
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=49384.msg2610055#msg2610055

...and I don't think that's the original. :-)

(The original was actually a genuinely outraged and upset reaction, until it was explained to them.  Can't remember who, can't remember when, and neither can Google.)

[Dex Sawash]

I did the fb profile link on another forum where you get banned if you out/doxx anyone and some guy went nuts and posted his real name and admitted to something dodgy (criminal past/noncery/failure to rewind). But then he was all "glad I don't have to hide anymore" and it turned out OK and mods didn't care anyway because he had outed himself.

[There Be Rumblings]

I know I'm probably not much more than a lurker to a lot of you, but I fail to see why I'm being singled out for this sort of abuse.

EDIT: And I'm mentioned two or three more times later in this thread! Is this for real?

I don't even think we've had much/any interaction in the past - I probably barely post more than half a dozen times a year.

Please explain.

Lovely stuff

[sevendaughters]

that guy who didn't like the zone of interest

funny cos I am the least bald and most able to fully wipe my own arsehole

[imitationleather]

Lovely stuff

Yes I do love the decade-long commitment to the bit.

[Buelligan]

Oh, why's that then?

[cheesebot]

oh. why's that then?

called it

[Johnny Yesno]

I might be wrong, but I don't think it's actually done with the intention of catching anyone out these days. That's not much solice for those that do get caught out though I guess.

Hey, I'm the real victim here! This is literally me upon seeing the thread title: https://youtu.be/GvDCgR_9-fE?feature=shared&t=115

[Minami Minegishi]

funny cos I am the least bald and most able to fully wipe my own arsehole

I hope the my 'comedic' intent was conveyed through the use of lower case, consistent with your own.